The One Handed Man and the Man With No Hands

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A one handed man lived in Falmouth. Everyday he would curse saying that it's one hand he has. So one day he saw a man with no hands jumping up and down. This happened for one week straight. So the one handed guy says, "Me have one hand & I ain't happy, how you so happy?" The no handed man replied, "You think its happy I'm happy?? My batty is scratching me and I can't scratch it!"


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