The Lake

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A chinese man was skipping stones in a lake when a black guy walked up. The Chinese said, "When u skip a stone into a lake, it tells you the name of your ancestors, watch..." and the man threw a stone and it went 'pong! wing! ping!' The black guy said, "Heyy let me try." So he got a stone, threw it and it went 'chim! pan! zee!' The guy got upset and took up a huge stone; threw it and it went 'bah! boon!'

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