Errol asked his step-dad, "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?" His step-father looked up thoughtfully and said, "Let I show you. Go and ask your mother if she would sleep with Beres Hammond for one million dollars..then the rest of the family" He asks his mother, "Mommy if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Beres Hammond?" His mother looks around slyly, and then with a little smile on her face says, "Don't tell you pappa, but yes, I would." Then he goes to his sister and she says, "Cho! Him kinda old still but with the amount of clothes I could buy, definitely I would give him a grine!" Then he goes to his brother and he says, "Fyah bun fi dem ting deh but fi a million bucks, I suppose I would. Just one time though" Errol went back to his stepfather and said, "Pappa I believe that I figured it out. Potentially, we are sitting on three million dollars, but in reality, we are living with two skettels and one battyman!"
KEYWORDS
Grine - sexual pleasure
Fyah bun fi dem ting deh - don't support that
Fi - for
Battyman - homosexual
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HumorThis is a book filled with short funny jokes. It contains some Jamaican-used terminologies and their English equivalents (highlighted at the end of some of the jokes, labelled 'KEYWORDS'. LIKE AND/OR COMMENT IF YOU LAUGHED AT A SECTION OF THE BOOK
