A Muslim passenger went in a Jamaican taxi. He asked the driver to turn off the radio and explained that he must not hear music as decreed by his religion for in the time of the prophet Muhammad, there was no music and no radio. The driver turned off the radio, stopped the car, leaned over and opened the back door. The Muslim asked him : "What are you doing?" The driver replied, "In di time of di prophet there were no taxis, so come out of mi bumboclaat taxi and wait fi a camel!"
KEYWORDS
Di - the
Mi - my
Bumboclaat - fuckin
Fi - for
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HumorThis is a book filled with short funny jokes. It contains some Jamaican-used terminologies and their English equivalents (highlighted at the end of some of the jokes, labelled 'KEYWORDS'. LIKE AND/OR COMMENT IF YOU LAUGHED AT A SECTION OF THE BOOK
