Two young Jamaican guys appear in court after being arrested for smoking some weed. The judge says, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance instead of jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to convince others of the evils of smoking marijuana, otherwise known as weed. I'll see you back in court Monday." On Monday, the judge asks the first guy, "How did you do over the weekend?" "Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever""Seventeen people? That's wonderful. How did you do it?""I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this....'O' and 'o'. Then I told them that the big circle is the size of their brain before you smoke weed and the small circle is the size a their brain after the weed.""That's admirable," says the judge, you are discharged.Then he turns to the second guy. "And how did you do?""Well your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up weed forever sah.""Wow!" says the judge.. "156 people ! How did you manage to do that?""Well sah, mi use a similar diagram." the guy says."Mi drew two circles like dis: o and O. Den mi point to the little circle and said "Dis a yuh battyhole before jail...."
KEYWORDS
Sah - sir
Mi - I
Dis a yuh - this is you
Battyhole - asshole
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HumorThis is a book filled with short funny jokes. It contains some Jamaican-used terminologies and their English equivalents (highlighted at the end of some of the jokes, labelled 'KEYWORDS'. LIKE AND/OR COMMENT IF YOU LAUGHED AT A SECTION OF THE BOOK
