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Camilla X Saber

So I'll probably do this at the beginning of every story I do here. I wanna get my thoughts out of the way so I can actually do this at least semi justice? I dunno, at least I actually know these characters. So Camilla and Saber. Where to begin, I could have them meet each other in story or make it an already established relationship. They could even have a kid or something. It's supposed to be fluffy, not smutty so. skies the limit. Okay I think I've got it, fanfiction isn't exactly my thing so please critique me, on the fanfiction part, I don't really want writing advice. ANYWAY, please enjoy the story B)

Sitting alone by the fountain was a purple haired woman clad in black, semi revealing, armor. She was reading a book on tactics, which is really just a journal, that was leant to her by a close friend. The book was absolutely loaded with drills and formations for just everything. She was specially perusing the wyvern section of the book, mostly to compare notes, she IS a skilled Malig Knight after all, she knows a thing or two about wyvern riding tactics. 

"Lady Camilla." A voice broke the silence. It was Beruka, a retainer of Camilla's. "There's someone who was looking for you. I don't know if we can trust him." She spoke bluntly, quickly, and clearly. 

"Oh? Well who is it? And what do they want?" Camilla's voice brushed passed her retainers ears, each word calming in nature. She smiled and closed the book to stand up.

"A man called Saber. Unsure if that is his actual name. Mercenary from Valentia. Well respected, but his face is untrustworthy for me. Proceed with caution, Lady Camilla." Beruka lead Camilla in the direction of one of Askr's taverns. "I don't know what he wants. In fact it was Selena who sent me to get you. She was the one talking to him in the first place."

"Saber, I've heard of him before. He's trustworthy, you can let down your guard." Camilla pondered for a moment. What would Saber want? Why was Selena talking with him? "Well I'm excited to meet with him."

In the Tavern, Selena, a crimson red haired mercenary, is chatting up a gruff looking eyepatch wearing ginger swordsman. It's hard to make out what she's saying but she looks excited. Saber actually seems to be listening too.

"Okay kid, that's enough. She's here now." Saber gestures to the door where Camilla and Beruka just entered from. "That's her right? Tall, purple hair?"

"That's her, I'll get out of your hair now." Selena got up and absconded with her giggles to sit just within earshot of where Saber was sitting.

"That man, in the corner." Beruka pointed at Saber. "Stay on your gaurd, Lady Camilla." Beruka then went to sit with Selena.

"So, you're the princess that red haired girl was talking about?" Saber scanned Camilla up and down with his eye. "She sure talked to you up, she wasn't too far off either." 

"Oh?" Camilla took her seat across from Saber. "And what did she say?" She let her guard down immediately, resting in her seat with her elbow on the table. She too took a moment to scan Saber with her eyes.

"Not much, just mentioned that you were single and a looker. I don't want to intrude on your life, but your friend seemed super into the idea of us meeting and talking." Saber sat up a little in his seat. "I eventually gave in after about a half hour of her pestering me. She also bought me a pint, so I couldn't really say no." He chuckled.

"I should have known. Selena has been trying to set me up with someone since we got to Askr, and even before then. I'm sorry for any annoyances she must've caused you. I'll talk to her after we're done here." She glanced over at where Selena was sitting, the mercenary's triumphant grin went shifted to a more timid look. Camilla nodded her head toward Saber's pint, implying that she wanted one as well.