Fin : I died and was Reincarnated as A Refrigerator!

Chapter 1 : Why has this happened to me?!

"Ah, birds chirping and wind blowing to my face, it's a perfect Sunday!" Fin thought.

Fin walks out of his house to buy some snacks.

[Listening to Three Little Birds by Bob Marley]
~~
Don't worry about a thing
Cause every little thing gonna be all right
Singing don't worry about a thing
Cause every little thing gonna be all right
~~

Fin - "*hums*"

Then, Fin sees the crazy homeless man that wonders near his house.

Fin - "Wassup bro!"

Crazy Homeless Guy - "Ah?"

Fin - "What's good?!"

Fin was feeling playful.

Crazy Homeless Guy - "A-A E-E U-U.."

Fin chuckles and leaves.

~~
Rise up this morning
Smiled with the rising sun
Three little birds
Pitch by my doorstep
Singing sweet songs
Of melodies pure and true
Saying
This is my message to you-ou-ou
~~

Restaurant Owner - "Hey, Fin!"

Fin - "Yo!"

Fin reaches the convenience store.

Fin - "Okay... Chips.... Drinks..."

Fin began to take more stuff.

When, suddenly...

*bang*

A robber had entered the store.

Robber - "Everyone! Down to the ground now!"

Everyone complied and got on the ground.

"Oh, no!" Fin thought. "If I can't make it out of here, I'll never get to meet Sinthira!" Fin thought again.

~ Narrator - "Sigh." ~

Robber - "Hey, you!"

Fin - "E-Eh?"

Robber - "Give me all of your money! Now!"

Fin - "I-I only have a dollar or two..."

Robber - "I don't care, give me the money!"

Fin began to panic.

Fin - "I- No- Wait-!"

Then it turned pitch black.

Fin - "Eh?"

It was still pitch black.

Fin - "Where am I?"

Then, a candle was lit.

??? - "Hello, Fin."

It was a woman, who had an appealing body.

Fin - "Oh... H-Hey..."

??? - "My name is Hestia. I help people go through the process of death."

Fin - "What? I'm dead?"

Hestia - "Unfortunately, you are dead."

Fin - "Ah... That sucks..."

~Silence~

Fin - "Can you show me the moment I died?"

Hestia - "Are you sure?"

Fin - "Yes.."

Hestia touches Fin's hand. It felt comforting at first, but then he was shown his death.

~~
Fin - "I- No- Wait-!"

Then, Fin's heart stopped.

Fin - "Ark!....."

Hong - "Hahah.. Got you, Fin."

~Silence~

Hong - "Don't worry, everyone's playing along."

~Silence~

Hong - "Fin?"

~Silence~

Hong - "Ah sh*t, I'm going to hell."

~~

Fin - "..."

Hestia - "..."

Fin - "So.. What now?"

Hestia - "You can go to heaven.. If you're qualified.."

Fin - "That's all?"

Hestia - "Yeah. What do you want to do? Go to hell?"

Fin - "No. But is there really nothing else?"

Hestia - "Yeah. So... You want to go now?"

Fin - "What can I do in Heaven?"

Hestia - "Nothing. Just sit there. And become an angel."

Fin - "That's boring. Let me do some interesting stuff."

Hestia was visibly getting annoyed.

Fin - "So... Anything?"

Hestia - "..."

Fin - "Yes?"

Hestia - "Okay, then."

Fin - "Okay?"

Hestia - "You'll be reincarnated into a magical world where you'll be fighting the demon lord. If you're lucky."

Fin - "Alright."

Hestia - "I have to warn-"

Fin - "I'll do it."

Hestia - "Heh. Alright."

Then, Fin felt like he was floating.

Fin - "Woah.."

Once Fin floated away, Hestia began to laugh.

Hestia - "Hahahaha! He doesn't know what he's gotten himself into!"

~~

Fin opens his eyes.

"Hey! I'm alive!" Fin thought.

"It's pitch black though." Fin thought again.

After waiting for awhile, there was suddenly light.

"Eh?" - Fin.

Delivery Man - "Here, Swordmaster Supratman. The fridge you ordered."

Supratman - "Thanks. Move it in my kitchen."

Delivery Man - "Alright."

"Wait, wait... what did he say?" - Fin.

"I'm a... Fridge?" - Fin.

Author's Notes:
what am I writing