Transformers: Ratchet x Drift

Pharma

Remember when Pharma separated Ratchet's head from his body? Let's see how Drift deals with it. I don't think he ever faced Pharma one on one or at all after the whole Overlord thing, or Delphi even, but just imagine...

Ratchet hadn't known Rodimus had told Drift what Pharma had done to him.

Really, it hadn't been that bad. He was still alive after all. He got his body back. So what if his head and spark had been taken out of his body and hung from a table?

Well, it was surely something to Drift.

Somehow, the lost light crew found itself once again fighting against Pharma. And somehow, Ratchet, Drift, and Rodimus found themselves alone with Pharma.

"Alright Pharma--EPP!" Ratchet cried as Drift grabbed him by the neck, pulled him back, and stepped up to Pharma.

"Listen you medic of malpratice!" Drift shouted. "There is one thing that gets me primley mad: SOMEONE HARMING MY DOCTOR!"

"Ahh-you told him?!" Ratchet said to Rodimus.

"I...um...haha...well...he asked and...and...and..." Rodimus stuttered. "I didn't think he'd take it so badly!"

"Do you know what I do to those who hurt him?" Drift said.

"Drift." Ratchet said.

"I do very bad things."

"Drift." Ratchet repeated.

"I do horrible, deadly things."

"Drift!"

"I...EPP!" Drift said as Ratchet grabbed him by the neck and pulled him back.

"DRIFT!" Ratchet shouted as he threw him into Rodimus's arms. "Take him back to the ship."

"But Ratchy!" Drift protested.

"Ratchy?" Pharma questioned.

"Not a word Pharma!" Ratchet said.

"Ratchet!" Drift moaned.

"Please, we all know you won't make deal on your threats!" Ratchet said.

"I'm sorry, but I'm still stuck on Ratchey." Pharma said.