I read somewhere that shattered glass Drift had a thing for Bea Arthur. So...
Drift was watching his favorite show: Golden Girls.
"If I hear that theme song one more time!..." Ratchet threatened.
They were in their shared hab-suit. Ratchet was looking at some dismembered decepticon limbs on the berth. Drift was sitting on the floor in front of their TV.
"Ha, there she is." Drift said as his favorite character came on: Dorothy. "You tell that turd Bea!"
"I am living with a Rose Nylun!" Ratchet shouted. Hey, the show grew on him. "He moons over a human actress!"
"Instead of you." Drift purred, getting up off the floor to walk over to Ratchet. "You jealous sweet spark?"
Ratchet groaned.
"Well don't worry." Drift purred. "I like Bea cause she's like you: gruff, makes people cry, but has a sweet caring side."
"Sweet and caring!?" Ratchet shouted in rage.
"Relax love," Drift said. "Now, let's be like Blanche."
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Transformers: Ratchet x Drift
AcakDrachet oneshots. they should all be appropriate but I'll put warnings just in case.
