two: slytherin lover

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golden trio😎

ronaldo: where r you guys?

range rover: library.

potty: by the greenhouses

you: in the slytherin common room

ronaldo: but...you're a gryffindor

you: heheh ironic isn't it?
you: no but fr i'm with blaise

potty: zabini?

you: yes, got a problem?

potty: he's friends with malfoy
isn't he?

ronaldo: oooo potty's getting possessive

you: oh don't bring up possessive-
you: i'm still scarred for life

ronaldo: MATTHEO AND Y/N'S
RELATIONSHIP DEVELOPMENT WAS
SO WEIRD-

you: NO BUT FR- HE WENT
FROM TRYING TO KILL HER TO BLOODY
MARKING HER

potty: i thought it was kind of good...

you: of course you did

potty: what?

you: drarry for life😂😂😂🐍🐍🐍🐍
💚💚💚💚💚⛓⛓⛓⛓⛓🥺🥺🥺

ronaldo: at least it's not as bad as
dramione-

you: oooo he called her a mudblood😩
so cute, perfect ship!!

range rover: dramione?? is that me and
malfoy??

you: bestie you're shipped with everyone-
you: it's practically harassment at this point

potty: even snamione- like NO

you: the only teacher i'd be willing to date
would be flitwick-

ronaldo: I TOLD YOU HARRY- HE'S HOT

you: well that's a lil fruity😏

range rover: you should see how defensive he
gets over krum

ronaldo: HE'S NOT GRUMPY!!

you: bestie- if you're gay you can tell us!

ronaldo: I'M NOT GAY

you: gay rights, yeah! gay rights...
you: i'm gay😩

ronaldo: nah baby that ain't gonna work
ronaldo: we need hara end game😁✌️

you: me and potty??
you: like calm down jamal, we only
just met

potty: me and the slytherin lover??

you: IT'S ONLY BLAISE-
you: HE'S COOL🥶‼️😈💉💯

range rover: pack it up da boyz

ronaldo: i'm not one of 'da boyz'
ronaldo: my mummy raised me right😌

potty: my mummy didn't raise me at
all
potty: MUM** NOT MUMMY

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