cw // mentions of homophobic slurs.
the snapewives🥺🤞
potty: so are we gonna talk
about the elephant in the room
or not?
range rover: i think it's necessary
at this point.
you: no.
potty: we just wanna know why
the fuck you keep having run ins
with sirius black?
you: i mean he is my dad. this was
kinda expected...
ronaldo: and it made for great
content, can't lie.
range rover: you could've been
killed!
ronaldo: glad to see you've finally
gotten your priorities in order, woman.
range rover: that's rich coming from
the person who prioritises fame
over safety
you: oooo a love affair...
you: i should call in matt hancock,
he's got lots of experience when it
comes to affairs.
potty:
☐ saving lives
☒ shagging wives
ronaldo: he really said hands, face,
arse.
range rover: maybe they'll
feature him on love island😩
you: oh my merlin, i love this
groupchat.
you: as much as i love tormenting
draco, i cannot deal with too much
of his tory bullshit.
ronaldo: tories are literally the
worst kinda people.
potty: literally, like you're an
asshole and a racist? pick a
struggle😟☝️
you: HE'S NOT WRONG TBF‼️
ronaldo: that's a change...
potty: stfu, you literally asked me
what the difference between a
gay person and a cigarette was.
ronaldo: BUT IS IT NOT A SLUR?
potty: YES, WE'VE ESTABLISHED
THIS.
ronaldo: THEN WHY DO PEOPLE
STILL CALL THEM **THAT**
you: the f-slur?
ronaldo: YES
you: i mean...i'm not too sure to be
honest
ronaldo: EXACTLY.
range rover: ron the lgcptq ally!!
you: NOT THE WOODBURNING
GIRL-
range rover: that girl cracks me up-
you: when i found out the whole
thing was satire i shed actual tears-
potty: wait what-
potty: so she's not serious??
you: 😏😏
potty: FUCKING HELL
you: no...sirius is my dad
potty: GET A HOBBY.
you: i actually started a new
hobby recently.
potty: really??
YOU ARE READING
opia
Fanfiction"can we have a sesh in the forbidden forest?" "no." "yes" 𝖨𝗡 𝗪𝗛𝖨𝗖𝗛, 𝖺𝗋𝖺 𝖻𝗅𝖺𝖼𝗄 𝗂𝗌 𝖺𝖽𝖽𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗈 𝖺 𝗀𝗋𝗈𝗎𝗉𝖼𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗂𝗇𝖿𝖺𝗆𝗈𝗎𝗌 𝗀𝗈𝗅𝖽𝖾𝗇 𝗍𝗋𝗂𝗈. what if the harry potter characters acted like stereotypi...
