𝐌𝐘𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐘 𝐁𝐎𝐘 - 𝐊. 𝐀𝐊𝐀𝐀𝐒𝐇𝐈 [ ✓ ]

005 | eloping

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𝐤𝐨𝐮
[y/n]
do you want akaashi's number

𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐢
oh lord please don't get her started

[𝐲/𝐧]
OMG OMG YES
YES
PLEASE
GOD
YES
BOKUTO ISTG IF THIS IS A JOKE

𝐤𝐨𝐮
IT ISN'T A JOKE
I ALREADY APOLOGIZED FOR THAT PLEASE

𝐧𝐨𝐳𝐨𝐦𝐢
some apology that was 😠

[𝐲/𝐧]
literally 😑
BUT BOKUTO
PASS THAT NUMBER

𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐢
god
she's started

[𝐲/𝐧]
konoha
you literally get no bitches on your dick
i got plenty on mine
worry about yourself

𝐤𝐨𝐮
PLEASEEEEEE
IMMA FUCKING PISS MYSELF
😭😭

𝐧𝐨𝐳𝐨𝐦𝐢
she ain't even lie
you get NO BITCHES
how it feel 🤨

𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐢
i literally don't even have a comeback
like
omfg
i'm gonna go kms

[𝐲/𝐧]
bokuto pls
his number
stop pissing yourself

𝐤𝐨𝐮
oh right
[ attachment : phone number ]

[𝐲/𝐧]
THANK YOU
YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND

𝐤𝐨𝐮
YAY

𝐧𝐨𝐳𝐨𝐦𝐢
WHAT??????

𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐢
WHAT??????
idek why i'm saying what tbh

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[𝐮𝐧𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐧𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫]
HEY 🤩

[𝐮𝐧𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐧𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫]
uh who is this
is this bokuto again
please don't

[𝐮𝐧𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐧𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫]
no silly
silly goose 🙄
it's [y/n]! from school!

[𝐮𝐧𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐧𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫]
ooooh
um
hey!
bokuto gave you my number didn't he

[𝐮𝐧𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐧𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫]
yuh 😁
how did you know that
omg are you psychic
quick what am i thinking about rn

[𝐮𝐧𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐧𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫]
uhhhhh
me?
😁

[𝐮𝐧𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐧𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫]
😦
HOW DID YOU KNOW

[𝐮𝐧𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐧𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫]
i'm psychic remember

[𝐮𝐧𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐧𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫]
I WAS JUST BULLSHITTIN'?????
anyways
what i really came here to ask
will you marry me

[𝐮𝐧𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐧𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫]
what
we just met today

[𝐮𝐧𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐧𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫]
okay fine then we can just elope

[𝐮𝐧𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐧𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫]
???!!(!(!!!?!!
NO WE CANNOT????

[𝐮𝐧𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐧𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫]
😞

[𝐮𝐧𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐧𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫]
wait
wait [y/n] i was just kidding
please don't cry
please i'll marry you just don't cry

[𝐮𝐧𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐧𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫]
...
HAHA TRICKED YOU NOW WE'RE MARRIED
SUCKER
*smirks evilly*

[𝐮𝐧𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐧𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫]
did you just roleplay

[𝐮𝐧𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐧𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫]
no????????
i smirked evilly?????
what was so confusing about that???
i thought you were a super smartie

[𝐮𝐧𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐧𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫]
🙁
i mean ig i'm a super smarty
i just don't understand a lot of pop culture like you or bokuto

[𝐮𝐧𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐧𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫]
it's okay
and it's not like you're the only one
i didn't understand a lot of the popular jokes a few months ago either
just go with the flow 🤩
or don't
i kinda like your formality

[𝐮𝐧𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐧𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫]
really?
thanks
nobody has really ever said that to me before
:)

[𝐮𝐧𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐧𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫]
pls don't get all sappy on me 😧
i'm a pimp
ain't got time for that sappy shit

[𝐮𝐧𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐧𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫]
huh
WHAT
BUT YOU WERE THE ONE WHO STARTED BEING SAPPY FIRST

[𝐮𝐧𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐧𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫]
i have no clue to what you are referring 🤨

[𝐮𝐧𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐧𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫]
[Y/N] WTF??????

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[𝐲/𝐧]
akaashi and i are eloped
#girlboss

𝐤𝐨𝐮
you're a triangle?

𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐢
bitch that's not a triangle
eloped is when something gets stretched

𝐧𝐨𝐳𝐨𝐦𝐢
mf that's elongated
eloped is when you get married on the spot instead of having a wedding and all that extra shit

[𝐲/𝐧]
i'm not surprised neither of them knew what it meant
but of course my genius bestie did
#girlbossnumber2

𝐧𝐨𝐳𝐨𝐦𝐢
ily 😁

[𝐲/𝐧]
ilym 😁

𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐢
ewwwww they gay 😭

[𝐲/𝐧]
and you might as well be cause every time we go somewhere with you, you scare all the girls away
"😭" that

𝐤𝐨𝐮
PLEASE I LOVE THIS GIRL
HOW DO YOU LET YOURSELF GET VIOLATED LIKE THIS EVERY DAY KONOHA

𝐧𝐨𝐳𝐨𝐦𝐢
he crying rn
look y'all
[attachment : one video]

𝐤𝐨𝐮
HELP
I'M LAUGHING SO HARD I'M GONNA THROW UP
OMFG PLEASE HELP ME

[𝐲/𝐧]
he really be fighting for his fucking life
I AM DONE
😭😭

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