𝐌𝐘𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐘 𝐁𝐎𝐘 - 𝐊. 𝐀𝐊𝐀𝐀𝐒𝐇𝐈 [ ✓ ]

016 | i used to scam too

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[𝐲/𝐧]
y'all this is literally so funny i can't breathe
why did i just almost get scammed 💀💀

𝐧𝐨𝐳𝐨𝐦𝐢
💀💀
you are dumb omfg LMFAO
what did you do

[𝐲/𝐧]
so i'm big into astrology right
i know my chart and placements and all that
and some big account followed me back and said they'd read my chart
so obviously i get all excited
so i send them my chart and then they start asking for money
they're like "i take donations btw"
bitch...😭😭

𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐢
"yeah i'll read your chart for free"
"actually no i won't send me money" 💀💀
instagram scammers have no shame fr

[𝐲/𝐧]
EXACTLY
also how do you think you're gonna scam me 🤨
i literally used to scam the lil boys in middle school who would ask for "pics"
like i know how this works already baby 😭😭

𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐢
what

[𝐲/𝐧]
shhhhh nothing ignore that it was just a phase
but anyway
this is literally just so funny to me 😭😭
especially since the girls i used to sit with at lunch are all practicing witches and would give me a free reading in a heartbeat
AND
the fact that a huge account feels the need to scam their followers???
this is too funny pls i can't even believe it

𝐤𝐨𝐮
the first year girls?

[𝐲/𝐧]
YES THEM
nice girls fr
i miss them

𝐧𝐨𝐳𝐨𝐦𝐢
i'm still laughing at the "i take donations" part
just out of nowhere 😭😭
like okay good for you?

[𝐲/𝐧]
GIRL YES
and i was like "um i don't really have money rn..."
they said "ask your parents for $25"
NOW YOU'RE GOING TOO FAR
like do you know what my mother would do to me if i asked for money for a chart reading 💀💀

𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐢
why would you tell her the truth??

[𝐲/𝐧]
sorry
SOME OF US don't have to lie to our parents

𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐢
IT WAS LIKE ONE TIME

𝐧𝐨𝐳𝐨𝐦𝐢
it was several

𝐤𝐨𝐮
definitely more than one tf 💀💀

𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐢
at least seven times

𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐢
okay guys great
thanks a lot for that you're all fantastic friends
i appreciate it a lot thanks

𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐢
you're welcome

[𝐲/𝐧]
giggling omfg 😭😭
akaashi be nice
i can't believe i have to tell YOU that

𝐧𝐨𝐳𝐨𝐦𝐢
tables turned fr
next thing you know she's gonna be back to scamming
you'll be the first victim akaashi

[𝐲/𝐧]
i would never scam my wife

𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐢
really?

[𝐲/𝐧]
no 🤭

𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐢
oh
:(

[𝐲/𝐧]
don't be sad
respect the grind
how do you think the bills get paid 🤨

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