What you do in your free time

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Charlie: She shows you around Hell. She is always optimistic that Hell doesn't have to be a bad place despite the overwhelming amount of criminals, jackasses, and psychopaths. She truly believes that anyone can change.

Vaggie: You practice sparring, feeling that it doesn't hurt to know how to protect yourselves. There was a time when she pinned you to the mat and gave you bedroom eyes before pulling away and telling you to keep your guard up. 

Cherri Bomb: You help her build her explosives and cause general chaos around Hell. You both have it out for Valentino due to how he sexually abuses his employees, including Cherri's friend Angel Dust.

Lilith: You help her gain more self-confidence and independence after her divorce.

Crymini: You listen to Fuck You Dad's latest hits. She sometimes leans her head on your shoulder.

Velvet: She drags you into selfies with her and takes you to the hottest nightclubs in Hell, both for her own protection and because she wants you to live the afterlife to its' fullest.

Millie: You test out new weapons on dummies of past targets that really pissed the two of you off. Millie especially has it out for a little brat that called her a slut.

Loona: You watch "America's Funniest Home Videos" and laugh at how most of people getting hurt were just being stupid. You then get drunk and pass out on the couch together.

Octavia: She teaches you about Astrology.

Sallie May: You help her 'kill' Neighbors that have irritated her. It doesn't count if they don't find the bodies.

Verosika Mayday: She poses for pictures that you put on her social media accounts. She occasionally sends you a sexy selfie with the caption "Something for your private portfolio 😘".

Vess: You explore Earth together. She doesn't get to go out on her own much due to being Verosika's bodyguard.


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