Helluva Girlfriend Scenarios from a Hazbin Writer (Taking Requests) Male reader

Who kissed who first and the scenario

Charlie:

She kissed you first. 

You went to Channel 666 News, K.O'd Katie Killjoy with one punch, made Tom Trench piss himself with one glare, and called out everyone who ever mocked Charlie.

Y/N: "You scumbags are lucky she has the purest soul in this shit hole. I'd go after you myself...but I know she wouldn't want that. You don't deserve her"

Unbeknown to you, Charlie had been watching from backstage. She watched you with tears of joy streaming down her face as you walked off camera. 

Charlie: Y/N...you really think that?

Y/N: Every damn word...

She stares at you before jumping up, wrapping her legs around your waist, and kissing you aggressively. The momentum drives the two of you into a wall.

Tom Trench comes back from changing his pants and sees you looking ready to tear each other's clothes off.

Tom: Any room for one more?

You punch him without having to separate from Charlie.

Vaggie

You kissed her first

She had been growing more agitated than usual, and seemed more quick to fly off the handle at others. 

Y/N: C'mon, we're going out.

Vaggie: (Flustered) What?

Y/N: To a club

Vaggie: (Disappointed) ...Oh.

Several hours later, you were twirling her on the dance floor. She gave you a flustered smile. You toke the initiative and the two of you shared a tender kiss.

Cherri Bomb

She kissed you first.

The two of you had just beat the hell out of Sir Pentious and his Egg Bois once again.

Cherri Bomb: I need to do something with this adrenaline. 

She then gave you a seductive look before grabbing you by the collar and kissing you aggressively.

Lilith

She kissed you first.

She asked you to come out to her mansion's pool, where she was wearing a skimpy bikini and striking a seductive pose.

Y/N: (Flustered) Did you need something, your highness?

Lilith: Yes. A second opinion on this outfit.

She gives you bedroom eyes.

Lilith: What do you think, dear Y/N? Is it...enticing?  

Y/N: ...Yes.

Lilith: ...Good.

She then pins you to the ground and kisses you aggressively.

Crymini

You kissed her first.

She had leaned in her first, but had backed out at the last moment, and you toke the initiative.

Velvet

She kissed you first.

You saved her from an over eager fan. She rewarded you by shoving her tongue down your throat.

Millie

She kissed you first.

Similar to Cherri Bomb, it was a heat of the moment scenario after you had killed a particularly vile target.

Loona

She kissed you first.

You had saved her from a target that tried to get the jump on her. She then forced you against the wall and kissed you.

Octavia

You kissed her first

You had spent the night looking at the stars together. You kissed her goodnight before you left, causing her to blush.

Sallie May

She kissed you first.

She saw you hot and sweaty after doing chores on the Farm and decided "Fuck it"

Verosika Mayday

She kissed you first.

She and her Posse were still thrown in jail after "sucking a lot of pig dick" 

You went back to Hell, grabbed a canister from her studio labeled "Pheromones", grabbed a gas mask that you randomly found in a dumpster, and assaulted the Police Station. While the Cops were busy fucking each other due to the Pheromones influence, you unlocked their cell and their eyes lit up when you toke your mask off.

Y/N: Someone order a jail break?

Verosika didn't say anything. She just dipped you over and kissed you roughly.

Vess

She kissed you first.

You had nearly died during an extermination and she didn't want to mess the chance to tell you how she felt.