How you met
You saved her from Crim just as a way of saying "fuck you"
What you do in your free time
Fuck. That's what's on her mind 90% of the time
When they have a nightmare
She's too chaotic and perverted to feel fear.
When they introduce you to friends/family
M&M were pretty pissed at first due to you dating their ex who treated them poorly, but eventually got used to it.
Contact names
For you: Stud
For her: Brags in Her Sleep
Who kissed who first and the scenario
She kissed you first. She was just horny.
When they get jealous/when someone else hits on you
Brags about how her tits/puss are better than the other woman's
First time and the morning after
Kinda awkward. You had to tell her to "chill the fuck out" during passionate fornication, but at least she managed to get you off. She's surprisingly good at aftercare in the morning
Couples Costumes for Halloween
Doctor and Nurse
When you're sick
She steals medicine from a bunch of pharmacies
Do they play video gams
Yes, but she's terrible at them.
Yandere
Nah. She's too goofy/wild to go full yandere
If you decide to do NNN
She's down to clown 24/7 and brags to others about how much you have sex. It's not happening.
If Blitz-O turns you into a regular puppy with the Grimoire
The only time you've seen her act intimidating is when she forces him to change you back
What they write in their diary
"Oh my god, I have perfect tits..."
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