Footnote:
This is still a fucking crack fic.
I just decided to make it longer and more descriptive.
Good luck.
Fucko.
And yes, I gagged a lot writing this.
Bobby the sexy hard hat (AND STIFF C O C K) builder was hefting his sexy ass across the hardwood floor (Get it? Hard wood? Cause it's a dick joke-
Laugh.) and during this time, the bobbster was going into heat. He wanted clifford's big fat doggy dick in his builder bussy (holy shit "builder bussy" unironically has me cackling) to make him prego
pregonate
pregananan
preganté
PREGAN
pregnant
PregaNANANANANANANa-
The slutty omega took his leaking bussy to the nasty musty stinky dog house, where clifford was sucking his cock because he's a strong tall alpha that doesn't need a women because he's a strong, independent man (#AndrewTatePride) ⛓😩🥰😱
Bobaronie Buffbologna took off his massive builder pants and let his massive builder balls fall out of his master builder underwear with his master builder dick, because he was a master builder. (help this hurts me mentally) Stinky musty horny boobie stretched his fat fucking asshole and let out the meaniest queef from his booty hole. His leaky, shit stained, crusty anus was beckoning the dog. Saggy ballsack clifford pulled out his bussy grabber 9000 and pulled boatie over to he.
The dog stuck his fat fucking red canine doggy penis into the man's asshole witn a stinky wet poopy slap. He pulled it out seconds later, smirking at the fact his red dick was now painted brown from the fat fucking shit brewing in bussy's long, wet intestines. After punching the absolute shit out of the fucking builder's intestines with his monster fucking cock, because plot reasons, the majestic shit was gone from the intestines oooooo spooky shit. Pov: clifford had pubes.
Ghost shit ooooo spooky shit turd shit!
The cliff hord strong, manly, buff, scrumptious, sexy, hot, stunning, hella attractive d o g absolutely fucking ripped bussy bobby's bussy boi wide the fuck open with his massive red doggy bulb because yes, absolutely SHREDDING his fat ass.
Slutty dog boy knotted the tiny mf and busted the absolute fattest nut in his gut. I don't fucking know how mpreg works after that oof-
Anyway bobby was now ragu and was leaking dog cum and shit and piss and cum and shit
Clifford took a fat fucking piss all over the used up builder because he's a pissboy.
Did I mention bob is gay as fuck
Femboy piss bob died
The end, you fucks.
YOU ARE READING
What.
HumorI'm sorry for what you're about to read. I'd say I was drunk when I wrote this but I was fully sober. God help my soul. FYI, there's a lot of shit in this (no pun intended) so godspeed. If you live past it, I applaud you and will not be paying for...
