Cancerous Stories

a rewritten version of my most famous story

a rant book by two lil shits who cannot stop publishing books. oh, joy!

mostly shitpost but also some fluff and a bit of making out

You are at a party, alone and cold. A cute stranger by the name of Joji offers you a ride home. After talking and bonding, you realize you have more in common then you thought. -------- Really cringy and bad. Sorry if it's too cancerous.

Hello my little sausages, how you doin'? Yup so this is my crappy sketches, now there all OC sort of shit because I'm planning my future (already- wow your like what- 14?? Kys) of becoming a animator thingy. Reminder, these are not my best works, there sketches of characters that I've made, and I would like no stealing of my work, you can use them as some reference or something, I mean-hey! You can re draw it and feel better about your art! (Just please don't take them and put em' as yours, that would be mean) Thanks boo! I'd like to thank my doggies, my arms, hips and magic hands for this book (wow magic hands-sounds kinky) I should stop talking. Enjoy.

Lel kys

WARNING: the things you are about to read are cancerous you have been warned. Hi my name is Fez I've decided to log my adventures through the internet here. let the cringe commence. :3 I know i'm gonna get a lot of hate for making this log but this is all my opinion. (OOH MY GAWD AN OPINION!!!)

if ten million ruined dreams

Ruby is on a quest to destroy all traces of a virus that could be used to kill millions of people, but she can't do it alone. Sudah, a sickly kid with nothing to lose, tags along for the ride to save the world as they know it.

ellie is a 15 year old girl who takes a fall and has to go to the e.r. only to discover that she has a cancerous tumor spreading/growing close to her heart. she doesn't tell her two closest friends. she doesn't tell anybody except cameron dallas. except he'll never notice her. she's just a fangirl. one in millions. all she wants to do in life is meet cameron dallas. will she meet him? will she live and love? or crash and pass? read to find out. GUYS PLEASE READ IF YOU READ THEN YOU CAN BE A SEXY KOALA!

Have you had a hard day at work or school? Read this book or I will find you... And I will kill you! Joking... But do read unless you get triggered easily. Hopefully you like it, but if you don't just remember they do have clinics for you. Again kidding.... Maybe.... Maybe not. Anyway enjoy these jokes. -Warning some jokes contain dirty humour, cancerous puns and a few things you may disagree with.- Remember if you don't like, just don't read it.

I'm a punny guy so here is some jokes that I know

She has two choices. Except his feelings and hope when she leaves it will work out or turn him down and stay friends? Bella Walker is an Exchange student from Liverpool England. She goes to the states for her last year of school. And is leaving once the year is up. On her first day of school she meets three guys who easily except her into there cancerous group. And took a liking to them just as fast as they did to her. Bell had some issues with passed exchange schools and decided to stop date during high school all together. But when Ian starts having feelings for her she has to decide what she needs to do.

Zayn and his long time girlfriend had recently tied the knot after being in a relationship for over 5 years. He and Isabelle were a happy couple and the band's success is unfathomable. It's all great in the one direction world. But for how long? Join Zayn on his journey facing the twists and turns fate brings him.

I wish I could disappear sometimes.

When I was a young boy my father... TOOK ME INTO THE CITY!!!!!!👌

How people catch cancer

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