Cancerous Stories

Ok so this is my first story you people probably hate it already but i dont really care. Now this was a collaboration with irl frendo @BookBoi205 (they came up either title btw) now you should go follow her or i will annihilate your family not even joking. This is was a late night pre-shower (i never did take that shower) role-play turned into 50 Shades of wtf A story based on our actual relationship (that ended in failure) and our actual personalities. This is a joke btw or is it?

She has two choices. Except his feelings and hope when she leaves it will work out or turn him down and stay friends? Bella Walker is an Exchange student from Liverpool England. She goes to the states for her last year of school. And is leaving once the year is up. On her first day of school she meets three guys who easily except her into there cancerous group. And took a liking to them just as fast as they did to her. Bell had some issues with passed exchange schools and decided to stop date during high school all together. But when Ian starts having feelings for her she has to decide what she needs to do.

Grace Smith is pretty average on the outside. She was just like you and me. She was, until the date of her 10th birthday. The tragedy occured and only she and her cancerious sister survived the fatal crash that brought her mom and dad to heaven. Grace and Alexis live with their harsh aunt who dates and dumps and doesn't care about the two siblings. That brings a mutual feeling because the two doesn't care about their aunt either. However, they still have to survive life and since Alexis had skin cancer, Grace works a part-time job to help pay off the medical bills that came from the treatment which saved her sister's life. Grace works in a fancy cafe/restaurant- like establishment to pay those bills. Her boss keeps looking at her with lust in his eyes and she meets a boy that saves her when the boss harasses her. What will happen with their relationship and what happens when Alexis leaves Grace as well? Read on to find out.

You met your two idols at a Bob Saget fanmeet. Bob, of course, and jojivlogs! Will your offensive and cringe personality scare an interested Joji away?

felt like i left off lost things in a poor place. this one should satisfy people much more.

Atsuku kyoya. Hes a bit on the weird side, but at school, he's the most popular. Why, well he's got amazing, fuffly hair. I wanna know his shampoo too. Hes quite tall infact, 6'5. He's always getting asked to play a sport, but he declines them for so rumors been told he sneaks to the library and no one knows what happens next. But then we have a young woman. she's a senior, a grade above the amazing kyoya. She isnt popular at all, I anything she could be counted as a delinquent. But she is beautiful but not to others, (y/n) Has caught someones eye , like a man in California in the 1800s for gold. Kyoya, finds (y/n) and trys his hardest to what ever he can to get her. YIKES ENJOY! ~

Have you had a hard day at work or school? Read this book or I will find you... And I will kill you! Joking... But do read unless you get triggered easily. Hopefully you like it, but if you don't just remember they do have clinics for you. Again kidding.... Maybe.... Maybe not. Anyway enjoy these jokes. -Warning some jokes contain dirty humour, cancerous puns and a few things you may disagree with.- Remember if you don't like, just don't read it.

Requires : Multi thinkin' person. // @

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WARNING: the things you are about to read are cancerous you have been warned. Hi my name is Fez I've decided to log my adventures through the internet here. let the cringe commence. :3 I know i'm gonna get a lot of hate for making this log but this is all my opinion. (OOH MY GAWD AN OPINION!!!)

You are at a party, alone and cold. A cute stranger by the name of Joji offers you a ride home. After talking and bonding, you realize you have more in common then you thought. -------- Really cringy and bad. Sorry if it's too cancerous.

A cancerous undertale fanfic I tried to write. (Note: Unfinished')

A cancerous love that bloomed

a rewritten version of my most famous story

https://my.w.tt/UiNb/h3mj56qJ6H

('; pls tell me tht u realize that this is a parody. it's a fanfic of my friends huehehe pls be careful th0 u will contract stupidity after reading it.

We all know falling in love is dangerous, but what if he has cancer? Cecilia or Cici has the perfect life. Sure, she’s adopted but she has a wonderful, loving family. Her mom’s a wedding planner and her dad’s a lawyer and that’s what makes them rich. She has a plenty of friends and of course a bestie. The only thing missing, a perfect boyfriend. But that’s impossible with her overprotective brother keeping her away from guys. The new guy at school is incredibly smart and not to mentioned hot and most importantly is interested in her! But does she dare fall in love with someone who is so close to death?

Alrighty here's the real description lol. My homie 🅱️🅱️y: Xxsasha-babygirlxX (I think that's how it's pronounced)had an idea in which we thought together of the crack pipe version of her JaidenAnimations x TheOdd1sout fanfic I, her dear homie broseph help her out with the chapters and decided, Hey! What If I put the stupid ideas that we discussed while making the new chapters into reality? And look at where you are freaking now. Anyway hope you enjoy this, thing I call a crack pipe fanfiction. Hope you enjoy it ni🅱️🅱️a

I'm a punny guy so here is some jokes that I know

My story of how I discovered memes and also a little bit of self hate and ranting probably