Cancerous Stories

follow shrek through his life journey of love,loss and lots of dental floss. im sorry for this shit.. ⚠️contains strong language, and violence⚠️

She feels her heart beating against her chest while she sleeps. She hears the monitor beeping obnoxiously beside the hospital bed. She notices the whispers around her. But what she doesn't notice is that someone is holding her hand.

a rant book by two lil shits who cannot stop publishing books. oh, joy!

Disgusting corporation.

How people catch cancer

Have you had a hard day at work or school? Read this book or I will find you... And I will kill you! Joking... But do read unless you get triggered easily. Hopefully you like it, but if you don't just remember they do have clinics for you. Again kidding.... Maybe.... Maybe not. Anyway enjoy these jokes. -Warning some jokes contain dirty humour, cancerous puns and a few things you may disagree with.- Remember if you don't like, just don't read it.

When I was a young boy my father... TOOK ME INTO THE CITY!!!!!!👌

Atsuku kyoya. Hes a bit on the weird side, but at school, he's the most popular. Why, well he's got amazing, fuffly hair. I wanna know his shampoo too. Hes quite tall infact, 6'5. He's always getting asked to play a sport, but he declines them for so rumors been told he sneaks to the library and no one knows what happens next. But then we have a young woman. she's a senior, a grade above the amazing kyoya. She isnt popular at all, I anything she could be counted as a delinquent. But she is beautiful but not to others, (y/n) Has caught someones eye , like a man in California in the 1800s for gold. Kyoya, finds (y/n) and trys his hardest to what ever he can to get her. YIKES ENJOY! ~

This fanfic will probably make you cry, laugh and scream all at the same time. Although you and Cody are in a relationship, you meet Rob on Grindr and things go horribly right.

A story about where the mind can truly take you but where your soul can be freed.

We all know falling in love is dangerous, but what if he has cancer? Cecilia or Cici has the perfect life. Sure, she’s adopted but she has a wonderful, loving family. Her mom’s a wedding planner and her dad’s a lawyer and that’s what makes them rich. She has a plenty of friends and of course a bestie. The only thing missing, a perfect boyfriend. But that’s impossible with her overprotective brother keeping her away from guys. The new guy at school is incredibly smart and not to mentioned hot and most importantly is interested in her! But does she dare fall in love with someone who is so close to death?

WARNING: the things you are about to read are cancerous you have been warned. Hi my name is Fez I've decided to log my adventures through the internet here. let the cringe commence. :3 I know i'm gonna get a lot of hate for making this log but this is all my opinion. (OOH MY GAWD AN OPINION!!!)

Requires : Multi thinkin' person. // @

You are at a party, alone and cold. A cute stranger by the name of Joji offers you a ride home. After talking and bonding, you realize you have more in common then you thought. -------- Really cringy and bad. Sorry if it's too cancerous.

She has two choices. Except his feelings and hope when she leaves it will work out or turn him down and stay friends? Bella Walker is an Exchange student from Liverpool England. She goes to the states for her last year of school. And is leaving once the year is up. On her first day of school she meets three guys who easily except her into there cancerous group. And took a liking to them just as fast as they did to her. Bell had some issues with passed exchange schools and decided to stop date during high school all together. But when Ian starts having feelings for her she has to decide what she needs to do.

I wish I could disappear sometimes.

Zayn and his long time girlfriend had recently tied the knot after being in a relationship for over 5 years. He and Isabelle were a happy couple and the band's success is unfathomable. It's all great in the one direction world. But for how long? Join Zayn on his journey facing the twists and turns fate brings him.

Hello my little sausages, how you doin'? Yup so this is my crappy sketches, now there all OC sort of shit because I'm planning my future (already- wow your like what- 14?? Kys) of becoming a animator thingy. Reminder, these are not my best works, there sketches of characters that I've made, and I would like no stealing of my work, you can use them as some reference or something, I mean-hey! You can re draw it and feel better about your art! (Just please don't take them and put em' as yours, that would be mean) Thanks boo! I'd like to thank my doggies, my arms, hips and magic hands for this book (wow magic hands-sounds kinky) I should stop talking. Enjoy.

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