The real hero - A random bystander
Charlotte who? Toby who? He da realz hero. No doubt no doubt no doubt no doubt. When everyone was too dumb or afraid to confront the reality, he was the only one who voiced our actual feeling by saying- "What the hell is going on?!"
As a tribute, we named our story after him. He is an amazing person/genius.
Charlotte Parker
Her middle name is Overwhelmed. God alone knows how she deals with the stress of running a bakery (and a blasted famous one at that). Despite being bi and having twice as many options, she spends her life alone. Well, that's one bunch of killer looks going down the drain.
Tobias Lucas Collins (aka Toby)
His senior quote was - Embrace the idiocy, Food>>>Everything. Let's just say we aren't surprised he has become a Figure 8. He could be charming if his bulging belly didn't repel all women in the first place. But he has just accepted his fate. He doesn't hesitate acting on his impulses just as anyone wouldn't hesitate accepting a cookie (which he will also do, btw).
Aurelia Winterblossoms
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WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!
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