Rants

Dolls

Oh. My. Sweet. Mariachi-ing.Goodness.

They are my mortal enemies (besides my staircase. But that's a rant for another time)! They stare at you all innocent like, and that's when they strike!

They are, in my opinion, the most creepy things. I feel that during the night, my American Girl doll is going to get up out of my closet and try to kill me. •_•

Do I think that it could actually happen? Yeah, no...probably not. Then again, one day there just might be a doll apocalypse! You never know...

~~Roleplay Time~~

-----What would probably happen------

Me: *having a stare-down with a doll*

The Doll: *staring innocently at me*

Me: "I know..."

Doll: *staring innocently at me*

Me: "I know what you did. Don't try to play innocent, I KNOW!" *Glaring at the doll*

Doll: *staring innocently at me*

Me: *staring the doll down*

Doll: *staring innocently at me*

Me: *narrowing my eyes at the doll*

Doll: *smiling at me innocently*

Me: "Hmph...you win this time." *whisper* "But I'm watching you." *makes the 'I'm watching you' sign before walking away*
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Doll: *grinning menacingly at me as I walk away*

------what I think would happen during the doll apocalypse-------

Me: *glaring at the doll*

Doll: *smiling innocently, yet slightly menacingly at me*

Me: "I know what you're going to do...Don't even think about it."

Doll: *eyes start glowing red and an insane "innocent" girly giggle starts*

Me: O_O

Doll: *starts to stand up*

Me: *currently running away screaming with dust on my trail*

Note: *falls to the ground gracefully*

Doll: *picks up the note*

Note: *reads "I CALLED IT!!!" *

Me: *comes back with a titanium baseball bat* "Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope."

Doll: *flies through the air after being hit by my baseball bat STILL giggling creepily*

Me: *lifts hand up to my head as if blocking the sun* "Whooo, it flew!"

-------------------End----------------------

And (O0O! End-And! Get it? No? Okay...) that my friends is how I single-handedly stopped the doll apocalypse.

*proud face: on*

Boom. Your mind has now probably exploded from the true awesomeness of...TITANIUM BASEBALL BATS! :D

Pirouettes, pocky, puzzles, and (as Ash/Angela from Black Butler would say) purity ~Willow