Author's Note: As hinted- Steaks. XD
Soren: Meat! Meat is nummy! Om nom nom! If u humans like meat then keep reading! Todaaaay we have guest star! Que the spotlight!
Rayla: Soren, I swear to Xadia I will chuck a book at your head. There is no spotlight!
Soren: Aw, man I forgot to install it. But ladies and gentlemen meet the lovely Rayla who will be assisting us!
Rayla: I did not sign up for this, but you were going to burn down the kitchen and no one else would volunteer . . .
Soren: Point taken. But LetS gEt sTarTed!
Ingredients:
-STEK
-STEK
-STEKKKKKKKKK
Rayla: Yes, and you're going to want to season?-
Soren: Salt. Boom, done.
Rayla: Good enough. This isn't going to be for consumption anyway.
Soren: Ouch, I amz offended.
Instructions:
1. Take your steak and slap that bad boy onto a frying pan.
Rayla: That's Ezran's crepe pan, you moron.
Sore: Does it matter?
Rayla: Um, I dunno. *walks out of the kitchen yelling* EZRAN??
*walks back in several minutes later*
Rayla: Okay, so it does.
Soren: Whatever we'll fix it later STEP 2. Turn the heat on the stove to as high as it goes. *twists the stove dial off* Is that bad?
Rayla: I mean it's on so probably not.
3. Put your steak on the stove and while one side is cooking put salt on it. After 5 minutes of salting flip and start salting the other side. When your second five minutes is up your steak is ready
4. Now I like to put ketchup on my steak because I'm fancy but if you don't have ketchup you can always combine tomatoes and water. =D
Saftey: Remember! When using the stove its always important to blow out the flame when you're done to make sure you don't catch anything on fire
*3 hours later*
Callum: SOREN YOU EXPLODED THE KITCHEN AND STARTED A GAS LEAK IN THE CASTLE WHAT DID YOU TWO DO.
Rayla and Soren: . . . .
Rayla: How good of a story does this need to be.
YOU ARE READING
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