My Secret Pregnancy

This cant be real

Joel POV

I woke up from my slumber to the blinding lights from my blinds hitting my eyes making everything look green and yellow.I made my way to the closet choosing red pants and a black stripped shirt,not caring about showering till later today.

I walked out the house smelling the fresh air and laundry detergent that my neighbor leaves out and walk over to my black Lexus,Damon,(Yes I know I name my car but it makes me feel a little relived that everything should have a name) I drive over to BayBrook Mall,when I felt a little dizzying and I hold onto my car door then I fell over and I heard tons of people yelling and I blacked out

12 hours later I wake up to the sound of beeping machines and and loud chattering by my ears.the light blinding my sensitive eyes and in walks a nurse wearing all black with a giraffe pin on her shirt,then she says in a spanish accent,¨Welcome Mr.Smallbone to the Pregnant Nursery¨ 

WAIT.........PREGNANT!!!!!!!!!!!

I spoke up and said,¨Excuse me but I assure you I am not pregnant?!¨ and she gives a expression I cant put my mind on she then says,¨Yes and Im not lying look at your DNA sheet!¨ she shoves me the paper and she says,¨Mira! Mira!¨ (Spanish for Look) and I saw the paper

And I black out once again