Number Neighbours (MCYT)

Chapter 37

Simpbur- how to sneak out of work

Wait-

Fuck

This isn't google

A Literal God- it is not

Simpbur- ughhhhhhhh its not what it looks like

Gogy- I think its exactly what it looks like

Father Minecraft- Wilbur don't skip work

Simpbur- but- what if I want to?

A Literal God- I will use a guillotine

Simpbur- a what-

Gogy- do you actually not know what a guillotine is?

Simpbur- no I know what it is

But why the fuck does techno want to use it on me

Tree Sap- uh idk, because your skipping work?

Quakcity- ^^^

Simpbur- why do you hate me

Goat Man- guillotines aren't even useful

Dirty Slimeboy- what do you mean?

Goat Man- like, it makes it a lot more bloody and gory then it should be.

Simpbur- yeah this conversation is totally helping

Tubbee- Ranboo knows a lot about guillotinws

A Literal God- he does?

Tubbee- yeah it's a bit weird

Tree Sap- ...

Tubbee- @Pegleg

Pegleg- what

Also can I please change my name?

Tree Sap- no

Tubbee- imma do it

'TUBBEE' CHANGED 'PEGLEG' TO 'CRISTMAS'

Cristmas- ... im not gonna

Tubbee- :)

Dudududu- ok, ignoring that, Ranboo what was tubbo saying about you knowing stuff about guillotines

Cristmas- why are you talking about guillotines?????

Simpbur- techno wants to use one on me

A Literal God- for good reasons.

Simpbur- I beg to differ

Cristmas- so why did I need to be here?

Goat Man- were having an argument about if guillotines are useful or not

Dirty Slimeboy- more like if their efficient

Cristmas- ohhhhh

So you want some facts?

Dudududu- yes

A Literal God- sure, apparently you know a lot

Cristmas- I wrote a full essay on this

Ive been waiting for this moment

Simpbur- why the fuck did you write a full on essay? Was it like a school project???

Muffin<3- Language. But also I would like to know Ranboo.

Cristmas- nah I just found the topic interesting

Dudududu- so you wrote a whole essay???

Cristmas- you underestimate me

Father Minecraft- Ranboo, how long did it take?

Cristmas- ummm idk, but when I want to learn about something, I will always find out as much as I possibly can

I lost 2 weeks of sleep searching up things about guillotines

Quakcity- why is that so relatable yet concerning

Tubbee- my husband everyone-

Tree Sap- welp-

Goat Man- why are the children in this chat so fucking scary?

Muffin<3- Language.

Goat Man- whatever

Dirty Slimeboy- ok, now I want to see this essay

Cristmas- its not that long, but it gives you all the information you know

Gimme a sec

Tubbee- :]

Simpbur- so... can I still get off work

Gogy- no ill hunt you down you asshole

Muffin<3- Language!

Gogy- Sorry Bad.

Muffin<3- （＾∀＾）

Cristmas- ok got it-

Guillotines can be useful in many ways; here's why.

By: Ranboo

    Guillotines can help you when you need to cut something. Food, people, rope, etc. They can also be sold for quite a lot of money. Around $1,200. If you own a guillotine from older years, they may cost more or less, depending on the quality.

    The definition of a guillotine, upon further research is precisely what you would think it it. But upon further inspection, they can be used as many other things, such as listed above. The meaning of a guillotine, according to several dictionaries, is; 'A machine with a heavy blade sliding vertically in grooves, used for beheading people'.

    There is also such things as guillotines purely for cutting paper. They can be useful in the office, to help worker get the right size and shape of paper they need to make their life at work all that much easier. They are also used in schools, with teachers, to help get maximum usage.

    That is why guillotines can be useful in many ways, thank you for taking your time reading my essay. I hope it was informative and educational.

-Ranboo

ill leave you with that

Dirty Slimeboy- well then

Simpbur- didn't think he would actually put it

A Literal God- ah. Thank you Ranboo.

Cristmas- you underestimate me

Now I will take my leave

Tubbee- bye!!!!

Simpbur- im going back to work

Gogy- good

Father Minecraft- good.

Fun fact: I actually wrote the guilloting 'essay' for my friends for fun, so it was copy and pasted :]