Aeternum Castle
(Y/N): You thought that we were starting with another shitty POV no one cares about, did you? Well, guess what? IT'S ME, FUCKERS!
The sun would set in a few hours. The final battle was edging closer and closer, and (Y/N) was passing time by indulging in his usual hobbies outside of property damage, screwing the laws of reality and schadenfreude.
(Y/N): Hmm... I think I should wear one of my holiday suits for the upcoming party. Whaddya think?
Shinketsu: Eh. Yeah, we should dress for the occasion, I guess.
(Y/N): True, true.
Tiamat: Aaaah?
(Y/N): Oh, Tia, you precious cinnamon roll. I have suits specifically designed for EVERY occasion, I'm just too lazy to wear them all and stick to the default model.
Shinketsu: It got a little out of hand after we started the "[REDACTED] Apocalypse" line.
Tiamat: Ah?
(Y/N): They're the designs I have for whenever something causes an apocalypse, no matter how ridiculous... Designs are radically diverse, you understand.
Shinketsu: Well, yeah. Between the "Fandom Salt", the "Twitter vs Facebook World War", the "Santa Claus Fucking Loses It", and the "Sentient Memes" suits, things tend to get a bit complex.
(Y/N): Yes, all of those scenarios have happened. Multiple times... and I wasn't properly dressed for when they first happened... Never again. Never. Again.
Tiamat: Aaaaaah?
(Y/N): Yeah. The suit design I always wear is actually the prototype. I call it the "Best Boi Apocalypse".
She seemed to process the information before giving him a look, adorably demanding an explanation. He raised his hands in surrender.
(Y/N): My schedule tends to get a bit, uh, rowdy sometimes. Gotta stay dressed for the occasion, am I right?
Tiamat: ...Aaaah.
(Y/N): Nah, I won't. This world's grown on me. Sure, there's some weird shit bound to appear down the road, but it's cool.
Tiamat: Aaah?
(Y/N): What sort of weird things? Hmm... Hey, dishrag, I need ideas.
Shinketsu: Hmm... Some people have a Byakugan that can kill literally anything?
(Y/N): The moon is actually an A.I.?
Shinketsu: Overly-sexualized and underaged magical girls with Servant powers?
(Y/N): A ridiculously erotic bitch that has so much "ara-ara" energy that it's enough to literally use the world as a sex toy?
Shinketsu: Lovecraftian deities have a presence in this world and manifest avatars to warn of their eventual arrival?
Tiamat: Aaaaaah...?
(Y/N): Oh, Tia, you innocent cinammon roll. In my line of work, ANYTHING can happen.
Shinketsu: Now that I think of it, what do we call hijacking a secret, fantastic war and throwing down with historical figures for a holy relic, creating an entire country, and massacring the laws of physics and reality in the process?
(Y/N): Sunday.
Shinketsu: I was leaning more on Wednesday.
(Y/N): Eh. Though, with this one sticking with me, I think this might be a Friday. Ain't that right, sweetie?
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FanfictionWhat if the Fourth Holy Grail War had an additional Servant? What if this extra Servant was the single most overpowered jerk summonable? No, not THAT overpowered golden jerk. This one makes him look like a saint with the sheer abundance of his ego. ...
