Free pranking Valt with dirty jokes

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Free: .....Prank time~

~1 hour later~

Valt: *Training w/ silas*

Free: Valt...do u want to hear a joke?

Silas: ...what?

Valt: uhmm sure?

Free: Great! ok, what's dirtier than dirt itself?

Silas: ....ur weird

Valt: what?

Free: My mind~

Valt: ...0///0

Silas: yep, weird

~The next day~

Free: Valt?

Valt: EEE! Free! don't scare me like that!

Free: Chipmunks and squirrels always carry nuts in their cheeks, what  do u call it when humans do it?

Valt: ...i....don't....know?

Free: *Giggles* A blowjob!

Valt: 0////////0 FREE STAWP IT!!!

~The next next day~

Free: hey valt!

Valt: HISSS STAY AWAY FROM MEEEEEE!!

Free: valt, are u a hotdog stand?

Valt: No...

Free: *Winks* Cuz u make my hotdog stand!

Valt: FREE!!




Chris: I- whats wrong with me??? 

how did he- 

Did i rase him wrong??

WhAt HAppEnD???

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