Shu: *out cold beside Lui in bed* *Wakes up* F*CK I'VE BEEN WASHING DISHES IN MY SLEEP AGAIN!!
Shu: WE'RE F*CKING LATE FOR SCHOOL!!
Shu: SILAS GO GRAB CUZA!
Silas: *Grabs cuza's waist*
Shu: NO NOT LIKE THAT!
Shu: NO THERE'S NO TIME FOR CEREAL! *Takes Valt's bowl* Here have a granola bar!
Shu: ACK THERE'S NO TIME FOR GRANOLA BARS!
Shu: F*CK IT! WE'LL JUST HAVE TO MOVE BREAKFAST TO LUNCH AND MOVE LUNCH AND DINNER!
Shu: Everyone grab a coffee cuz dinner is happening at 3 in the morning!
Shu: *Kicks down Free's door* GET UP U LAZY SON OF A BI*CH!
Shu: No u can't have milk on taco tuesday, because it's not mexican! *Throws Shasa's glass*
Shu: No, I don't have a favorite friend, but i do have a least favorite, and it's the youngest *Looks at Valt*
Shu: *At Free and Silas's battle* COME ON, MAKE ME WANNA BE UR FRIEND!
Free: *Throws something at Shu*
Shu: I'M TELLING VALT ABOUT UR WET DREAMS!
*Everyone chillin*
Shu: ..Which one of u kids came in my casserole??
Lui: Shu help! BC sol caught me when i was asleep, then they put me in a shark costume and put me in the pool!
Shu: *Talking to someone* You think you have it bad? My friends are at that age where their starting to have sex, WITH EACH OTHER!
Shu: SON OF A B*TCH U OPEN THIS GATE RIGHT NOW OR IM COUNTING TO 3! 1...4..Ur lucky i dropped outa high school!
Shu: THAT'S IT! U JUST LOST TOILET PAPER PRIVILEGES! Have fun getting creative! *Throws Cuza out of the bathroom*
Shu: I'M GONNA START COOKING IN T-MINUS 10 SECONDS! I NEED THIS KITCHEN EVACUATED NOW!!
Shu: NO U JUST LOST SEAT BELT PRIVLEGES MOTHERF*CKER! *Rips out sasha's seat belt*
Shu: Free, I need u to stop going through puberty
Free: Wha-
Valt: I just need a shoulder to cry on-
Shu: Connected to a d*ck i can sit on~
Shu: *Gets hit by something Free threw, again*
Shu: ACK U THROW GAYER THAN LUI! AND HE'S SO GAY HE F*CKED ME!
Shu: *Taking Everyone on a road trip* *Someone honks at him*
Shu: HONK AT ME ONE MORE TIME, I WILL GROW A D*CK, AND F*CK YOU!
Silas: *Le wheeze* 😂😂
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Things Bladers do in their free time!
FanficStupid stuff the bladers of (mostly) BC sol do in between filming for the episodes!!! (I've finally decided to put down all the dumb stuff me and my sister think of, this is for me to just keep writing while I think of stuff for my other stories!)...
