Mom : tegan
Tegan: yes
Mom : what are u doing
Tegan: nothing why
Mom ; I'm going out for the day stay home
Tegan : ok
Mom : bye
Tegan: bye
She walks out the door and i get up looking out the window and i watch my mom drive off and i walk out the door going to neds
Aster; hi
Tegan: hey
Aster : neds upstairs
Tegan: thanks
I walk upstairs
Ned ; yo
Yashvi : baby
I lay down and i hug yash
Yashvi: did u hear about Daniel and tally
Tegan: yh
Ned ; are u ok about them
Tegan: yh
Ned : good cause there coming and Chandler
Tegan : since when does Chandler hang out with u guys
Yashvi : he never has he just messsged me saying can we all hang so said sure
Tegan: ok
Yashvi : your in a cuddley mood today
Tegan ; tired
Ned : lonely more like
I slap him
Ned : bitch
Daniel: don't call a girl bitch
Tally ; he does it all the time
Chandler ; we gotta talk now
Tegan : I'm comfy
Chandler: now
I get up and we walk out neds room
Tegan : what
Chandler : are u pregnant
I cover his mouth
Tegan ; shut up
Chandler: i won't say it again if u give me a yes or no answer
Tegan : no
Chandler: your lying
Tegan: fine yes i am
I try walking past him but he blocks me
Chandler ; Daniels
Tegan: Chandler
Chandler; is it his
Tegan: yes
Chandler : are u gonna tell him
Tegan : no cause hes with tally and I'm getting an abortion i have a consultation tomrrow now be quiet
I walk back in the room and i sit back down
Daniel: what was that about
Chandler ; nothing that concerns u
Ned : were u 2 secretly fucking behind there backs
Tegan : no and for once can we not talk about sex or fucking what ever
Yashvi; ok
The room fills with silence and it was awakrd
Tally : I'm gonna go
Daniel: tall
Tally: I'll see u love u guys
She walks off
Daniel ; why did u have to yell
Tegan: because everything is about sex sex sex
Daniel ; oh don't act like u yelled cause of that its cause your pissed me and tally are a thing
Tegan: i couldn't care less about u 2
Daniel : we fucked a few times
Chandler ; don't yell at her
Daniel: were u fucking her when i was is this why your so protective
Tegan : oi i don't fuck one person then a few days later fuck someone else
Chandler ; I'm protective over her cause u and her so called best friend fucked her over
Tegan ; ok just chill i know u don't know what that means but try
Yashvi ; yh
Daniel: u rember that
I nod my head
Yahsvi : rember what
Tegan : something from the ski trip
Ned : is what ever this is gonna end
Yashvi : i don't think anyones gonna get along
Tegan : we will i wasn't yelling at tally but if she thinks i was I'll go see her
Chandler: well there might be a fight i asked daniel and tally if they were together and they lied to me and said no
Ned : kinda fucked up
Yashvi : yh
Daniel: we knew u liked her so we lied to u so we didn't hurt u but I'll end it
Chandler : no don't end it and yes i liked her on the ski trip but after that 1 date and realised we barley had anything in common my feelings for her went
Daniel: I'm sorry for lying dude
Chandler ; its ok
Ned ; ok maybe no fighting
Yashvi : I'll bitch slap anyone who starts
Tegan ; I'll be helping
Ned : no none u hit anyone u both hurt
Tegan ; its why its called a bitch slap bitch
Ned : your the bitch
Yashvi : nah u the jelouse bitch
Tegan: ha
Ned : mean
Daniel: yh i think u should bitch slap yourself
Chandler ; that would be funny to watch
Ned : please do it
Yashvi : nah
Tegan : I'll pass on hurting myself
Yashvi : yh
Daniel: boring
Yashvi : shut up
Tegan : u slap yourself
Chandler: no
Ned : i will pass
Tegan: now whos boring
Yashvi ; u got lot
Tegan : losers
Daniel : go away
Chandler : you'll boring
Ned : tegan
Tegan : yes
Ned : your phones going mad whos Matthew Gray Gubler
Yashvi : u don't know who he is
Ned : no
Tegan : hes the most fittest human being to ever walk this planet
Yashvi ; gotta agree with that
Daniel: who
Tegan ; and Patrick Dempsey
Yashvi : oh fuck yh
Tegan: james lafferty
Yashvi : 3 fittest men to walk ever sorry ned
Chandler : oh
Ned : jeez
Yashvi ; gotta love middle aged men
Tegan ; do not diss james lafferty he not middle aged
Yashvi ; I'm sorry futre husband
Daniel : are theses all famouse people
Me and yash : yes
Daniel ; ok
Chandler : imma look theses people up
Ned ; show me when u got them up
He looks them up and show us all
Daniel : they are not fit
Chandler: no
Ned : nope
Yashvi; do not dis them
Tegan : do u want me to add u to a group chat all we talk about is the guys we like
Yashvi ; yes
Tegan: ned phone
He hands me my phone and i add her
Yashvi : why are theses girls pretty
Tegan : literally
Ned : your gorgeous
Yashvi ; your adorable
Tegan ; and thats my cue to leave i recomend u do aswell
Daniel: ok
Yashvi : bye
We get up walking out and we say bye to aster
Daniel ; do u guys want a lift home
Tegan : I'll walk thanks
Chandler: I'll walk with u
Tegan: no get a lift
Chandler : fine we gotta talk again
We walk off a bit
Tegan: what
Chandler; what times your appointment tomrrow
Tegan: 12 why
He walks off
Tegan : right
I walk off and i go home
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