Skip a few months
Chandler : jeez women your getting big
Tegan : don't I've just stopped crying
Chandler : what were u crying about
Tegan: i went to the bathroom knocked the toilet paper on the floor and i couldn't pick it up so i started crying about it
Chandler: oh my God
Tegan : i know its so pathetic i cryed over toilet paper
Chandler : your close to giving birth your hormones will be all over the place more then normal
Tegan ; yh Chandler
Chandler; yh
Tegan: how did u get into my apartment
Chandler ; i may have taken your spear key
Tegan : i was looking for that
Chandler: yh I've got it and I'm gonna keep it
Tegan: ok
Chandler: so guess whos in town
Tegan: please say james lafferty Patrick Dempsey and Matthew grey Gubler
Chandler; no
Tegan : i don't care then cause yash ned and tall would tell me if there in town
Chandler ; its Daniel
Tegan : oh
Chandler ; yh he messaged saying he caught a last minute flight and that hes messaged u
Tegan: i have been on my phone in days
Chandler: well see what he put cause he wants to see u
Tegan: i can't see him
Chandler ; where the baggy jumper u honestly can't tell your 9 months preggers
Tegan: I'm not risking it
Chandler ; just cheak the messages
I grab my phone
Daniel: hey i got a last minute flight back to Portland do u and chan chan wanna meet ?
Tegan: he wants to meet
Chandler: say yes
Tegan : how about no
Chandler : I'll do it
He takes my phone and i try reaching for it but moving just made me wanna pee
Tegan: oh my God
I go to the bathroom and i do my business and i walk out
Chandler : meeting him at the park move
Tegan: i hate u
Chandler ; hes gonna find out soon enough your pregnant now tegan move
I grab my jumper and We walk out my apartment and we get in Chandler's car and he drives to the park
Tegan; do i look
Chandler; no
Tegan : shit hes coming
Daniel: yo
Chnalder: hey did
They hug and he goes to hug me and i step back
Tegan ; i have a cold i don't want to get u ill
Daniel : ok
Tegan : why are u in Portland
Daniel: missed home
Chandler : LAs home
Daniel: i have 2 homes here and LA
Tegan : how is LA
Daniel: hot
Chandler; its hot every where
Daniel : true but LA is amzing u 2 better come out soon
Chandler ; we will
Tegan : yh
Chandler ; oh yh my mom wants to know u coming for dinner tonight its tacos
Tegan : u know i can't resist her tacos so yes i am in
Chandler : dude
Daniel; yh
Chandler ; ok I'll message her
Daniel: u eat at his often
Tegan; weird question
Daniel: i know
Chandler : he is weird
Daniel: just like u
Chandler : your more weird
Daniel : fuck off am i
Chandler: u fuck off
Daniel : I've been gone for ages u already want me to go
Chandler ; yes
They start play fighting and it was so funny to watch until i felt something down my leg and a sharp pain in my stomach
Tegan : Chandler...Chandler
Chandler : yes
Tegan: they broke
Chandler; they broke
I nod my head
Chandler ; shit shit shit oh my fucking God
Tegan ; why the fuck u panicking i should be
Daniel : panic about what
Tegan : I'm pregnant and my waters broke u ass
Daniel: what
Chandler ; ok u sit I'll call Layla
I sit down on the bench
Tegan: tell her there better be some drugs for me cause i need them
Chandler : speak
He hands me the phone
Layla; come into the hospital and I'll cheak u out
Tegan ; drugs
Layla : what happened to a natural birth
Tegan: not happening now
Layla: ok well come to the hospital and I'll see what u can take just breath throw the pain
Tegan ; I'm breathing its doing nothing
Layla : well carry on
Tegan: I'll be there in 5 minutes
Layla ; ok
I hang up
Daniel: your pregnant
Chandler: hospital
Tegan: now
He helps me up and we go to the car and me and Chandler get in leaving Daniel at the park and he drives to the hospital and i get taken to a room and cheak out straight away
Layla : ok your dilating quiet quick i say you'll have a baby within the next hour
Tegan : drugs
Layla : your to far gone for an epidural
Tegan; no...the baby bag i need the baby bag
Chandler: I'll go get it
Tegan : be quick
Chandler: i will
He walks out
Layla ; gas and air
Tegan: i hate u
Layla : shouldn't say that to the doctor whos gonna deliver your baby
Tegan; I'm in pain
Layla: the pain will be worth it
Tegan : i know it will
Layla: ahh
I breath in the gas and air which was doing nothing for me
Daniel: explain
Tegan: get out
Daniel: how
Tegan : its pretty self explanatory
Daniel: am i the dad
Tegan : leave
Daniel: clearly i am it makes sense now the day before i left u said about pregnant women why didn't u tell me
Tegan : u weren't gonna stick around so why say
He goes quiet
Daniel: i had a right to know
Layla : never seen someone dilate so quick u ready to push
Tegan: now
Layla : now
Daniel; Jesus
Tegan : shut up
A few nurses come in
Layla : so I'm gonna need u to push for 10 seconds then u stop for 10 seconds and then u push again
Tegan: I'm not ready
Layla : yes u are
Daniel: u got this
Tegan: i don't want u in here
Layla : leave
Daniel: what ever
He walks out
Layla ; push
I push for the 10 seconds
Layla ; just like that
Tegan: i can't
Layla : yes u can take the gas and air and push again
I take the gas and air and i push again
Tegan : ow ow
Layla : i see the head
Tegan : already
Layla : this baby is a quick one
Tegan : well i want it to be quicker
Layla : push
I push again and i just felt this massive relise
Layla ; its a boy
Tegan : a boy.
She puts him on my chest
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