steve x tankman ig
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o ym hgod setev i am horn (im not translating this)
shut theb fuck up no one carws og oog fuck yourslef
(shut the fuck up no one cares go fuck yourself)
ahshhf your so funny setveoie please cum tio my offkicike i have a suroprise for you
(ahah youre so funny steve please come to my office i have a surprise for you)
ok but you hetter not put your dic in a
(ok but you better not put your dick in a)
i ahve a betr more betetr surpiosde then that ia ctaully have a cool new gun dort ikyou
(I have a better more better surprise than that, I actually have a cool new gun for you)
HOYL SHI4T IS THTA A FUCKING CHILD
(self explanatory)
no nto its the new nerf gun cmon try it out
(No its not its the new nerf gun cmon try it out)
om if iyu say so
(Ok if you say so)
and then stegv grabbed the chi- i mena gun and sterehbcthed it liek a gun because your supposed ot streecth a gun or something and then he grbabehbed th egun and then he stre wait no i a lsayrdeady said that hold on ill eb irgthn back i ahve to eat ok so then he dot gat to goun and poor gun whas cryngin or soemthing ebcuse thta wts guns do
(And then Steve grabbed the child, i mean gun and stretched it like a gun because youre supposed to stretch a gun or something and then he grabbed the gun and then he strec oh wait i already said that hold on ill be right back i have to eat ok so then he got the gun and the poor gun was crying or something because thats what guns do.)
why the fuck isbn hti sthing crying
(Why the fuck is it crying)
oyu forgot to smack it on then wall you dumabsss
(self explanatory)
hauehbnd oyu cant trick tme this is a chikd andf i am ging tob eb a nice person and sav thins child from its msiery
(Hey you cant trick me this is a child and i am going to be a nice person and save this child form its misery)
oh nto you wont oy-u fucking
(self explanatory once again)
and then the captian tankmand guy took the child gun thing and threw it oyut fo the widnwo but then he realized he forgot to oopen the window so the chikld bounced back and hit sgteyve because tnaksmna stupid
(And then the Captain tankman guy took the child gun thing and threw it out the window but then he realized to open the window so the child bounced back and hit Steve because tankmans stupid)
oh nto steve i am so sorryh i brok you google and google bad i will bguy you a new-
(Oh no Steve I am so sorry i broke your goggles and now its damaged i will buy you a new"
an dhtne the captian look at his eyee and asaid (And then captain looked in his eyes and said"
ogm strev your eyes are os pretty the oloolk so preyyty
(Omg Steve your eyes are so pretty they look so pretty)
ohn gvny god really captian i feel so thnk you so much
(Oh my god really captain i feel thank you so much)
yes so muhc now you willgopbrsleeo withn me abecausr i sacred iof dark
(Yes so much now you will go to sleep with me because im scared of the dark)
you are scaftre sof tne dark?
(You are scared of the dark?)
yhes now shut up and come to bedi am goiung to hug and wrd skepleep
(Yes now shut up and come to bed with me im going to hug and sleep)
notl goijmng to ly ik dfeel liek wed shouldnt do thatg
(Not going to lie i feel like we shouldnt do that)
wehy is that steveeeeeeeee
(Why is that Steveeeeeeeeee)
because itb is kind of veyr and super gay
(Because it is very and super gay)
oh youjre rigtn butj odnt worry i wont foroget to say nto homo
(Oh youre right but dont worry i wont forget to say no homo)
that will not suffice
(That will not suffice)
i avhe socks on so that makes it more extra straight and nol homom its jusyt cuddlikng wihtb the hjomies
(I have socks on so that makes it more extra straight and no homo its just cuddlign wiht the homies)
ki igf oyuj day so so ik wskill go and sleem n on the enbed
(Ok if you say so I will go and sleep on the bed)
and rhen htye both wen to sleep and dont forget theyre not gay hteyre just european
(and then they both went to sleep and dont forget theyre not gay theyre just european.
the end
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