Just Oneshots

You're Kidding...Right?

Steve x Reader x Tankman

Extra people speak like this so like other tankman and sniper".  Along with your thoughts and sometimes 3rd person

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Waking up was always easy for you, just splash some water on your face and you're ready to go face whatever challenge war brings you too. I mean, that's what you hoped for. You really just hype yourself up only for you to guard the entrance door and cook for the tankmen. You're basically the unofficial mom to them. Besides the fact that you do love what you, you just wanted to do something with more action. Yes, you had a fair share of enemies hiding behind some rocks but you couldn't shoot them just yet, the gun you had was just for show. Lame am I right? All you really have to do is notify one of the tankman about suspicious looking men and bam, job all done. The others look around and kill them. You're really glad you haven't been shot though, they should've. Not because you wanted to die, but because by then they could've killed everyone in the base. But you've overheard a few conversations about them from Steve and many others. They're really not that smart.

You start to head to the cafeteria with no armor whatsoever, just normal clothes. There's really no rule to whether or not you should wear it inside so you just didn't. Steve was already awake trying to fix the coffee maker.

"Since when did that break"

"Oh uh! Heyy I didn't notice you come in (Y/N)"

"Yeahhh, good morning though"

"Yeah good morning!"

"I can help you fix it"

"It's not broken"

"Okkk, you do you man"

You start getting out the ingredients out of the fridge and putting in the counter while Steve keeps banging on the coffee maker. You head to him and plug it in. Surprisingly, coffee started to come out. It looked normal until Steve took the cup from the maker and took a sip. He ran to the sink and spat it out.

"I bet it tastes good"

"It tastes rancid dumbass, throw it out"

Steve them cleans his mouth with the sink water and heads outside. You take this chance to remove to what seems stale coffee and replaced it with a new coffee filer; coffee grinds included.

"Steve get me a coffee, stat!"

You recognized the voice that belonged to Captain. Steve then runs back inside the kitchen and immediately starts to bang on the coffee. You notice how much trouble he'll cause if he eventually breaks the coffee maker again so you just head to it and pressed the button to start the coffee.

You hand Steve the finished coffee. You've always made the coffee for Captain since he would compliments the way it tastes. Of course, not to you directly but to Steve since he always thought he made them. You don't want to admit it as the interactions between the two were always adorable. Although you decided to make a small coffee for yourself and walk out of the kitchen to talk to Steve.

"Hey again (Y/N)! You should take a seat, I'll go ahead and make food for us"

"Well then, ok, so uh, How's it going Captain?"

"Nothing much really"

He says that whilst taking a sip of his coffee. You guys never really talked as much, considering the fact that he is a higher rank and should be someone who commands others on the daily. Trying to break off the tense atmosphere, you decided to talk about some typical topics.