A mysterious warrior with his identity hidden beneath a flowing robe and wide-brimmed hat, trekked with his staff across a bridge above a huge lake.
"Legend tells of a legendary warrior...whose kung fu skills were the stuff of legend. He traveled the land in search of worthy foes."
The warrior approached a large tavern towering in front of him. A gang of bandits were harassing the rabbit staff inside are startled when the warrior entered abruptly, and stare silently as he passed them and sat at a table. As he eats, the gang surrounded him.
"I see you like to chew. Maybe you should chew on my fist!" The gang boss said before he slammed his fist at the table.
"The warrior said nothing, for his mouth was full."
The mysterious warrior held out his paw.
"Then he swallowed."
The mysterious warrior swallowed.
"And then he spoke."
"Enough talk. Let's fight!" The mysterious warrior said "Shashabooey!"
The warrior delivered a series of punches and kicks and the whole gang went flying in various directions.
"He was so deadly in fact, that his enemies would go blind from overexposure to pure awesomeness."
"My eyes!" A leopard bandit screamed.
"He's too awesome!" A croc bandit said.
"And attractive." A female bunny added.
"How can we repay you?" A bunny waiter asked.
"There is no charge for awesomeness. Or attractiveness." The mysterious warrior replied.
One hundred assassins appeared and surrounded the warrior. The entire bar swelled, packed to the rafters with ninjas.
"Kablooey!" The mysterious warrior shouted.
The roof exploded and the warrior with a cloud of ninjas erupted into the sky. Like a tornado, the warrior twisted and kicked them away rapidly.
"It mattered not how many foes he faced. They were no match for his bodacity!"
Two groups of thousands of foes leaped at the warrior while in the air, but with a single flashy move he sent them flying. The beaten warriors plummeted into the lake like rain as the warrior trekked back across the bridge.
"Never before had a panda been so feared! And so loved."
He looks up towards the Jade Palace where a group of five warriors stand in various poses.
"Even the most heroic heroes in China, the Furious Five, bowed in respect to this great master."
The Five leaped down from the palace, landed in front of the warrior, and bowed respectfully, before they flanked in positions on both sides of him.
"We should hang out." Monkey said.
"Agreed." The mysterious warrior replied.
The Five strike an attack pose, as they faced an army of thousands of bandits.
"But hanging out would have to wait. Because when you're facing the 10,000 demons of Demon Mountain..."
The mysterious warrior sliced off the heads of the bandits' spears with a shiny green sword and leaped into battle with the Five.
"There's only one thing that matters and that's..."
As the mysterious warrior froze in mid-air, the Five talk to the warrior in a strange voice.
"Po! Get up!" Monkey said.
"You'll be later for work!" Tigress added.
"What?" The mysterious warrior questioned in confusion.
The warrior suddenly fell, and Po landed hard on a wooden floor of his own room, revealing that the whole battle was actually a dream.
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The Panda and the Turtle (Book 1)
Fanfiction(No K-5 included) Venus De Milo, a 17 year old mutant turtle, lived in the Jade Palace for a year since the mysterious portal took her in the unknown dimension where she befriended Masters Oogway, Shifu, and the Furious Five. Po might just be the la...
