Your Emoji Are Better Looking Than You

Part 9: You are thinking about fart

The matter had not been explained clearly, and Gu Wei was ran away by Jiang Xun again.

[Love me, please give me money]: I will explain to you later.

Gu Wei decided to send a circle of friends to calm down first, to complain about his experience these past few days, let the brothers in the same group understand the true face of the expression under the foreskin, sort out the mood, and then go back and explain to Jiang Xun.

When most people do something wrong, their first reaction is to throw the pot away.

Gu Wei is an example.

Gu Wei picked up all the inventory in the phone and looked for Jiu Zhang Jiangxun's emoticon.

With text——

"I'm telling you, this emoji pack itself is very rascal, his mind is full of yellow waste, he wants to bend at every turn, brothers, don't be deceived by his appearance..."

This time Gu Wei was very cautious. He typed about five hundred words with his hands. Between the lines were dissatisfaction and accusations against Jiang's emoji. After Jiang Xun was specifically blocked, he clicked to send.

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"In a good mood?" In the club where the TMW team is located, someone knocked on the door of the training room.

Jiang Xun put down the phone, with an unfolded smile in his eyes: "Chu Yi, why are you here?"

"I'm passing by H City at work, stop by and take a look at you." Chu Yi was wearing a light brown windbreaker, leaning against the door, "How are you doing?"

"Very good." Jiang Xun said smoothly, "I just won the World Championship, what's wrong with me."

"Pick one?" Chu Yi took out a deck of cards from his pocket and flicked it away on the table. "Pick one that you find pleasing to the eye."

"My mom contacted you again?" Jiang Xunle, and Chu was also Jiang Xun's neighbor when he was a child. Now he is an associate professor of clinical consulting in Applied Psychology at University A.

"As a friend, take care of the mental health of the world champion." Chu Yi avoided his question and urged, "Quickly pick, I still have work this afternoon."

After hearing his words, Jiang Xun picked one from the cards scattered on the table and handed it to Chu Yi.

"Doctor Chu, do you see anything?" Jiang Xun asked, leaning on the gaming chair.

"Why did you choose it and what did you see?" Chu Yi asked back.

The hue of that card is blue-green, with some complex color blocks wrapped around it.

"Let me do it?" Jiang Xun asked.

Chu Yi nodded: "What you see is what you see."

Jiang Xun took the card back, and gave Chu Yi an answer according to the pattern he saw: "I saw a whirlpool. There is a boat in the whirlpool. I seem to be on a boat, and then here..."

Jiang Xun pointed to a white dot in the upper right corner of the card: "This is like a lighthouse."

Chu Yi stared at Jiang Xun for a moment, then suddenly smiled and said, "Are you planning to retire?"

Jiang Xun: "..."

Jiang Xun sat upright: "You can."

"It's not hard to guess." Chu Yi smiled and explained, "You are twenty-three, and you are almost at the age of retirement. What you project on this card is your confusion, your reputation, and money. You are not lacking, what are you confused about?"

What is lost?

Regarding dreams or planning for the future, Jiang Xun has some faint awareness.

"I have this idea." Jiang Xun admitted, "but it will finish the Asian Open this winter, the team still has a lot of things to deal with. How many good youth trainees have to be top, it is estimated that the official retirement will have to wait next year. "

"You seem to have found some enlightenment faintly, the problem is not big, your mother is too worried, solve it yourself." Chu Yi put the card away, "You saw the lighthouse in the whirlpool, why, did you meet your lighthouse? "

Jiang Xun inexplicably thought of Gu Wei in the short pen-hold video.

"What are you laughing at?" Chu Yi asked.

"I really can't hide anything when talking to you." Jiang Xun said disgustedly, "I recently met a very interesting kid."

As he said this, he remembered that he seemed to be chatting with the children just now.

Gu Wei said something.

Do not sell yourself?

Jiang Xun wanted to see if Gu Wei had sent a new message to himself, but he accidentally opened the chat interface and clicked on Moments——

What catches your eyes is Gu Wei's avatar, the Q version of Gu Wei drawn by fans.

The Q version of Gu Wei is chubby, with short legs and short hands. He smiled and curled his eyes and made a hug gesture. When Jiang Xun saw this portrait, he curled his lips.

Then his smile froze on his face.

Under the Q-version portrait, Jiang Xun saw eight of himself.

When the eight stunned people, they formed groups in the form of emoticons, lined up in rows and columns, one by one raised their fingers to him outside the screen.

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There is also a picture dedicated to telling major events in black on a white background.

Jiang Xun: "..."

Chu Yi: "..."

Against the background of these nine emoticons, Gu Wei focused on the theme of "Jiang Xun is a big hooligan" and discussed about five hundred words. The argument is clear, the argument is reasonable, and the point is clear.

At the end of this essay, Gu Wei also added a special sentence: It's good if everyone understands it in their hearts, and can't say it.

"You beacon...you are so courageous." Chu Yi recalled the school tyrant Jiang Xun when he was studying, and applauded the child who had never met in his heart, "Which way is it?"

Jiang Xun looked at the Q version of Gu Wei and eight of his emoticons on the screen of the phone, took a deep breath, and said, "Child Gu, it should be itchy."