Bakuhatsu ✓ (⛔☁)

5; Surprise, Surprise

There was no way in hell they were staying the whole time. Bakuhatsu swung his legs, humming quietly as he did, he played with a paperclip he'd found on the desk, making it appear and disappear. He missed Mister Sako. And while he was on that thought, he missed Shigaraki. Hell, he missed the whole league already. He could deal with being away for a mission, he knew he would return; he didn't know here. What if the heroes lied? What if he never went home?

"Can we..." A girl with ridiculously pink cheeks asked. "Can we ask you questions?"

"Tch, why not. But I don't have to answer shit if I don't want to"

"Of course!" The girl quickly responded with a nervous smile. "Is Bakuhatsu your real name?"

"Nah. Well, technically it's part of my old name I suppose... Next?"

"Uh..." Some purple haired monstrosity started. Was that kid's 'hair', hair? "Are you dating Toga?"

"No, but if you even think about it, I'll send one of my card's through your throat"

Most of the students winced, a few even gulping. The weird kid cowered.

"Kacchan? What was the thing I didn't know?"

"Uh..." He paused, pupils shrinking.He clenched the card in his hand until it cut through, making him gasp and let go. It fell to the hero-teacher's desk, blood dripping with it. He picked the card back up and humming quietly. He spun it in his fingers. 

Toga touched his arm, "Hatsuki, you wanna answer? You don't have to"

"Huh? Oh, yeah" He'd forgotten there was a question. "What was it?"

"He wanted to know what you thought he knew"

"Oh. I don't wanna answer that. Next"

"How old are you, man?" Spiky redhead; shitty hair style 

"Ah... I'm sixteen. No point in hiding it now. Next"

"Did you always want to be a villain?" Bakuhatsu scoffed at the four eyed, suck-up-looking kid.

"Of course not, moron. No kid goes 'I wanna be a villain'. Are you stupid? I wanted to be a hero"

"Wait really?" A frog-girl asked. Was she somehow dumber than the previous kid?

"Kacchan used to want to be the number one hero. His quirk was well suited for it–"

"Don't talk about my fucking quirk, you shitty nerd"

"Ah there it is" His childhood friend smiled. 

"Tch, next"

"What's the league like?" A pikachu knockoff kid asked. 

"Entertaining to say the least. It's always fun and safe. It's home" He smiled, ignoring how a pink girl awed at him. "Everyone's got their partner. Twice is always all over Toga. He's like her sworn protector or something. We're like eighty percent sure Shiggy's dating Dabi, and I'm Mister Sako's favorite. Magne and Spinner always hang out, and I'm pretty sure he has a crush on her and she doesn't know"

"I know, they would be such a cute couple, they're both awkward and adorable" Toga squealed.

"Yeah, Shiggy an Dabi are too much of a power couple. It's kinda scary. But y'know, it's nice, Shiggy's happy" 

"Yeah, I haven't heard Mamagiri telling him not to scratch in a while!"

Bakuhatsu's smile faltered, "He started again when you got captured. Dabi. tried to stop him once and he threw Father at him"