SHOPPING MONTAGE!

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Neo's P.O.V

The crisp cool of the early morning bit straight through the thin clothes generously "donated" from one of the Faunus scum. Honestly not only is her sense of fashion pathetic but also seems to struggle with determining what was considered winter wear!

With a huff I stalked my way towards my favourite jacket tailer. At least I still had my amazing white boots!

"This is where you buy your jackets?"

Yeah, what of it I type angrily. The man was proven that he's impossible to shop with, mocking and patronising my choices.

"Nothing," he shrugs with a cute - ah I mean irritating- smug expression, "mine is just better."

I roll my eyes and type. These are all from Sweetness, the number one in jacket design, where did you get yours? The dumbster?" I smirk.

He stares at me a little too long. Wait did he really get it from the trash? Then he chuckled shaking his head "Ha-ha very funny. Let's just get this over with I got a ton of dust from this morning to get back to the warehouse."

I grin at the too easy robbery this morning. It was practically child's play!

With our skills and tactics combined we were unstoppable!!!

I walked inside to pick up my order, door bell notifying my entrance.

"Hello! My name is Claudia. Welcome to..." She looked up and gasped "oh.. it's you... um hey did you want your order?" I nodded curtly.

"It's just out back, I'll just go and um get it..." She hastily dashed into the back room.

I smirked.

Oh she remembers what happened last time my order was late.

"Sounds like you've got yourself a bit of a reputation Ice Cream." Roman teased, walking into the shop.

God dammit Roman! I turned and pushed him into the rack and causing him to disappear into the racks. Giggling I waited for his outrage but it didn't come.

Oh no. Did he hit his head?

Getting worried I started to pull away the jackets to find him, but suddenly I was snatched and pulled into the depths of the clothes.

"I'VE GOT YOU NOW ICE-CREAM!" Roman yells tackling me and pinning me into the corner.

GOD DAMMIT ROMAN!

Before I could push him off he starts to tickle me like crazy!

Well I just lost the plot then!

If I could laugh I swear the whole street would have heard me. I was to the point of crying and was suffering major gut cramps when he finally stopped.

"Aha! I found little Miss Badass's weakness!" He gloats.

I narrowed my eyes. Miss Badass has no weaknesses! Quick as if I had a speed semblance I sprang through the air and tackled him back out of the jackets... right in front of a certain unsuspecting clerk who had been wondering where I'd been.

"What the?!- oh it's just well your order is at the desk," she says distractedly.

"Sorry about the mess I'll fix it up..." Roman looked around confused "...as soon as I find my hat."

She nodded and turned to the counter suddenly looking flustered and hurriedly fixing her hair.

I shrugged and stood back up leaving Roman to dust his jacket and find his hat; probably lost it in the fierce tussle. Walking over she kept glancing over my shoulder towards Roman and throwing smug looks in my direction.

I frown. What the hell does she have to be smug about?! I don't like it.

"That's $100 for your order all up." I passed out the required cash and turned to leave. I can't wait to try these bad chicks on...

"Miss wait!"

I whirled around a frown etched in my face. She was now in front of the counter showing off a rather revealing dress and heals the height of Mt Glenn. She was failing to discreetly gesture me over. Cautiously I complied out of curiosity.

I rose an eyebrow in question. Her expression morphed into a smug leer.

"You know you'll never have a chance with him. He's way to slick and delicious for you. You're just a pathetic little mute. Your friend deserves a real babe..." glances over lustfully at his searching figure, "like me. In fact could you be a darl and give us some privacy," flipping her hair she turns back to me with a sickly fake simile, but stops cold in her tracks...

Oh yeah my face said all the words I could say right now. I took a step towards her until we were just an inch apart. I smiled. Boy this slut was gonna get it. No one insults me like that and gets away with it!

I pivoted on my feet and made good work to smash her plastic nose back into her thick skull with my boots.

CRUNCH!

"OW GOSH MOTHER..." she shrieked rushing into the back room.

"What was that about?" Roman asked incredulously.

I shrugged not caring about the situation anymore as I faced a new dilemma.

The Motherchucking Bitch!

SHE STAINED MY WHITE BOOTS WITH HER BLOOD!

Growling I dragged Roman out and furiously typed.

I need new shoes! Now!

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