A/n: this first one was a piece of a conversation I had with one of my friends about me and another one of my friends so XD
Y/n: you know what concerns me?
Phil: what?
Y/n: the fact that me Tommy, Tubbo and Ranboo, can go around doing really stupid shit, and no one will question it or even be slightly concerned by it, but it's when we aren't doing stupid shit they they get worried about us
Phil:
Phil: that is concerning
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Wilbur: I lost Y/n
Phil: how did lose Y/n!?
Wilbur: in my defense, they're very small
***
Techno: uhg, the milk expires tommorrow
Y/n, hinting at their birthday: tommorrow is a very special day, isn't it?
Techno: not for anyone who drinks milk it's not
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Y/n: today is a good day for death!
George: I don't wanna die!
Y/n: no i mean a good day for Sapnaps death. (A/n: i'm sorry sapnap ily but for comedy reasons)
***
Y/n: wE'Re FRieNdS RiGhT?
Sapnap: i'm gonna set you on fire
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Tubbo: this is confusing
Ranboo: you think oranges are confusing?
Tubbo: yeah 'cuz they don't make sense! Why can i eat an apples skin but not an oranges!?
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Tommy: okay nobody panic, but i think i'm beginning to doubt myself
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Y/n: okay, you need them to think you're stronger than you actually are
Tubbo: *gasps* is that what you do!?
Y/n: oh no, my power is no illusion. i could fucking demolish them
***
Techno: you were supposed to do something about the raccon under the floorboards
Y/n: i did! i named him racconinnit. he likes to steal your stuff
Tommy: *gremlin noises*
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Y/n: make no mistake. not only am i party rocking but i am also in the house tonight
Dream: but are you shuffling?
Y/n: everyday
Techno: what language are you two speaking?
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Sapnap: what do you think of Dream?
[pause]
George: *sighs* nice pal-
Y/n: i think he's gay (A/n: i'm sorry but i had too pls dont kill me in comments)
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Quackity: what's in the suitcase?
Jschlatt: vodka
Quackity: you brought a suitcase full of vodka?
Jschlatt: Of course not. i brought mixers as well. i'm not insane
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Y/n: I think i understand why you don't want to give this up. what have i got to complain about now?
Sapnap: well it's me, you'll think of something
**b
Tommy: ARE YOU-
Y/n: fucking
tommy: KIDDING ME!? YOU-
Y/n: fucking
tommy: IDIOT!
Wilbur: what was that....?
Y/n: Techno banned tommy from swearing so i'm helping him out
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Ranboo: we're not dating!
Tubbo: not with that attidute we're not! (A/n: platonicly obviously. and clearly this is a joke)
**b
Wilbur: who wants to go somewhere not boring!?
Tommy: YEAh!
Tubbo: I DO!
Techno and y/n excitedly: lets go to the morgue!
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Y/n: look! it's the vice president!
Ranboo: vice president of what?
Y/n: L'manburg i think?
Ranboo: oh, do we know his name?
Y/n: Nah, why would we know that?
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A/n: HEEYYYYY ANOTHER INCORRECT QUOTES BC THEY"RE VERY FUN TO WRITE! anyway, i got bored and just slapped this down on the page so yeah, have some incorrect quotes, pls dont kill me in comments its all for comedy i do not feel this way about any of these characters, it is simply for comedy!
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MCYT/Dream Smp Oneshots/Shortstories and Incorrect Quotes
Short StoryJust some random MCYT shiz I make when i'm bored and when I don't update my actual stories lol (Also posted on Quotev under @VisibleConfusion) Most shipping will be platonic as a lot of them are minors and some have stated that they are uncomfortabl...
