A/n: this incorrect quotes is gonna just be ranboo, techno and Phil. I really wanted to focus on the dynamic of the 3 living in the Arctic bc I love it so much so ye
(also sir billiam and ranbutler)
Ranboo: 🎶oh my god, look at that face-
Techno: if you're feeling suicidal then you've come to the right place!
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Techno: there's only one race, the human race
Ranboo: *smaks techno* whAt AboUt nAsCaR?
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Ranboo: this is how I enter my house *busts techno's door down* WUSSUP FUCKERS?!
techno: why do you have my phone?
Ranboo: FUCK YOU THATS WHY! >:3
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Ranboo: it's a beautiful day outside
Techno: not as beautiful as me ✨😌✨
Ranboo:
Ranboo: B O I
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Techno: PHIL, you didn't fucking pay the power bill!?
Ranboo: *grabs guitar out of nowhere* 🎶when your lights don't work like they used to before~
Techno: Ranboo shut the fuck up!
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Ranboo: ugh, I have no friends
Techno: uh bitch what am I? A RoAcH?
Ranboo: ✨yes✨
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Ranboo: 🎶oh I think that I found myself a u-ni-corn! How did you get into my house- (O-O)
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Sir billiam: 🎶love me love me! Say that you love me!
Ranbutler: i'msoscaredrightnow
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Ranboo: *doing a weird dance* 🎶mushroompeas, mushroompeas, whatever could it mean?
Techno: it means you've lived a life of S I N.
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Techno @ ranboo: if you don't feel like talking to someone do what I do and make a random animal noise: mêééûúea- okay bye~!
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A/n: I decided to add one with the bench trio
Tommy: I'm driving-
Ranboo: shotgun!
Tubbo: aw! But you had it on the way here!
Ranboo: no I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat >:3 *loads gun*
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Ranboo: you look so stupid *falls*
Techno: *on drums* *ba dum ting!*
Ranboo: T-T
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Techno: ranboo there's a cockroach! Right there, it's right there!
Ranboo: *screaming* *jumps into Phil's arms*
Techno: I'm kidding, I'm kidding. NO ITS RIGHT THERE! ITS RIGHT THERE! >:3
Ranboo: *screams louder*
Techno: no I'm joking. I'm joking
Ranboo: you need Jesus
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Phil: ranboo has 19 bottles of dish soap-
Techno: wait, why does ranboo have so many soaps?
Ranboo: MIND YO OWN BUSINESS, TECHNO!
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Techno: *doing a dance-y dance* 🎶a potato flew around my room before you came
Potato: *falls from the sky*
Techno, ranboo and Phil: *insane screeching of terror*
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A/n: hey guys! Hope you enjoyed this chapter of the Arctic Bois and yeah! Also if you have any requests for me to do put them in the comments and yeah, have a great day/night!
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