Police: stop! You're under arrest!
Ranboo: for what?
police: for trying to carry three people on a motorcycle
Tommy: wait three?
police: yes-
Y/n: OH MY GOD TUBBO FELL OFF!
***
Phil: truth or dare
techno: truth
phil: how many hours have you slept this week?
techno: dare
phil: I dare you to have a decent sleep schedule
techno: I don't like this game
Phil: go to sleep
***
Y/n: I'm going to sing a song for you all
techno: this isn't gonna go well
phil: okay...
ranboo: oh no
y/n: it's called, "how my life's been going so far"
y/n: *plays chord*
y/n: *SCREAMS*
***
Bad: don't break a persons heart, they only have one of those
Skeppy: yeah, break their bones instead. They have 206 of those
***
Tommy: sure is dark in there
tubbo:
Tommy: I'm not scared of anything
tubbo:
tommy: I mean who's scared of the dark these days?? Not me, no sir
Tubbo: would you like me to hold your hand?
Tommy: yesplease
***
George: the foods too hot I can't eat it
Wilbur:
tommy:
skeppy:
techno:
dream:
dream: you're too hot and I'd still eat your-
BBH slamming his hands of the table: ONE DINNER!
sapnap: *sighs* here we go again...
bbh: ONE PEACEFUL DINNER IS ALL I ASK FOR!
***
Dream: I have no fears
sapnap: what if one day you woke up and George was taller than you?
dream: I have one fear
***
Tubbo: we are married
ranboo: no we're not
Tubbo: don't worry it's just pretend
ranboo: I don't wanna pretend
tubbo: why, scared you'll like it?
ranboo: fine, if we're married then I want a divorce
techno: are these two always like this?
tommy: yeah, they are
***
Tommy: How petty can you get?
Tubbo: I once edited a wikipedia article to win an agrument I was wrong about
***
A/n: Lmao i'm so dead inside rn TwT
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MCYT/Dream Smp Oneshots/Shortstories and Incorrect Quotes
Short StoryJust some random MCYT shiz I make when i'm bored and when I don't update my actual stories lol (Also posted on Quotev under @VisibleConfusion) Most shipping will be platonic as a lot of them are minors and some have stated that they are uncomfortabl...
