DRV3 Chatfic 🥀🔎 || SaiGuji

we hate tsumugi

                                                                                   Chaos gc ✨

Fujoshi: heyyyy 

Detective Pikachu: um hi?

Fujoshi: well if it isnt my favorite gay bean 

checkers: what the fawk is wrong with you tsumugi 😀😀😀

r/softwaregore: yeah, um you make us really uncomfortable 

Detective Pikachu: tsumugi im straight-

Fujoshi: no ur not xD

Detective Pikachu: ...

SEX: tsumugi stfu whore

checkers: yeah for once i agree with miu. tsumugi literally stfu and stop fetishizing gay men 

space man: yeah it makes everyone uncomfortable just stop 

Fujoshi: but its so clear that shuichi is gayyy i mean come onnn just look at the way he looks at korekiyo!! i ship it 💖💕💞💓💖💕💘💘💕💘💖💞💓

Detective Pikachu: tsumugi please stop

Fujoshi: no ❤

                                                                     space man kicked: Fujoshi

checkers: THANK YOU KAITO OMFG-

space man: no problem 

Humanity: what happened? 

Detective Pikachu: Hi kork!

Humanity: hello shu

Detective Pikachu: kaito kicked tsumugi bc she was making everyone uncomfy

Humanity: hmmm interesting. anyways, i was just checking in, have a good day everyone.

Detective Pikachu: you too kork!

                                                                        Private chat with: Checkers

Checkers: ayo 

Detective Pikachu: hm?

Checkers: dont take this the wrong way but i think you might be a little bit gay

Detective Pikachu: why do you say that??

Checkers: the fact that you and korekiyo call eachother "shu" and "kork"

Detective Pikachu: me and him are just friends!

Checkers: mmhhhmmmmmmm 🙄

Detective Pikachu: Im straight!!

Checkers: yeah you say that and then go and blush whenever korekiyo gives you a compliment 😐

Detective Pikachu: no i dont!!

Checkers: yeah ok sure come to me when you wanna admit yo urself that ur gay 

Detective Pikachu: whatever...