"Congratulations, shrek, you are now prime minister. I am sorry minecraft steve, you did not quite make the cut, and Boris you weren't even close " the reporter explained hopefully
Boris was heartbroken. He had 5 votes. 1 of his mum the other of his dad and the rest by grandparents and cousins.
"I need to find a new career" boris sighed to himself.
"Politics aren't for me tbf never really like this country anyway"
Boris congratulated shrek and left the House of Parliament holding his suitcases. He waved goodbye and gave shrek the middle finger.
Boris had finally arrived at his mums house , he had to stay here until he could afford to buy himself a house by getting a new job. Boris went upstairs and started unpacking.
"NOOO WHERES MY BLOO SHAMPOO" he screamed. Boris ran downstairs like a whippet.
"Mum have you seen my BLOO shampoo" he asked
"Fuck off" she replied. Boris cried and ran back upstairs in his room and double checked his suitcase.
"BLOO books, BLOO clothes, AHA BLOO shampoo!" Boris was filled with delight. HE HAD FOUND HIS BLOO SHAMPOO. Boris kept unpacking and saw his beautiful new BLOO passport
"I'm going to put this to use" he whispered to himself.
" MUM IM FLYING TO AMERICA" he cried
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Boris Johnson becomes a stripper
HumorA non-racist version of Boris becomes a stripper. Boris had lost his job as prime minister and try's to make it as a stripper, with help from his two bffs Trump and Obama
