The Motherly Boar Hero: Hog Hunt

Ch.1; Part 1 - Where The FUCK Is My Beloved SON?!?!

*Izuku's P.O.V*

As soon as the bell rang for the end of school, I quickly gathered all of my stuff and rushed off to the cafeteria to try and pick up some supper from Lunch Rush that would help enrich and cultivate my milk supply in order for me to be able to feed my son, Tekuno. "Hmmm? Oh! Midoriya! I assume you're here for some sort of after school 'snack' or something like that?" Lunch Rush asked me carefully,  and I nodded before he quickly packed up the food he had prepared specifically for me. "Thank you for keeping this and my beloved son back home in The Syndicate Lair a secret between just the two of us, Gévma. It really means the Multiverse to me, you know." I say monotonously in my normal voice, and he nodded. "Anytime Boss. May have left The Syndicate a long time ago, but you're still my boss, even if I did leave the group, because I owe you a debt for saving my life back when The Syndicate first began to actually become... Well... A Syndicate!! Anyways! I gotta get back to work! Enjoy your snacks, Nymphileos, and, please, tell that little father-reincarnate of a Trouble-Making, Chaotic, Anarchist, Prankster squirt of yours that his Uncle Ghostbur said 'Hi?' for me, will you? And Bye!!" Lunch Rush said, and I nodded happily with a smile. "Sure thing, Wilby! Bye!!" I chuckled before sneaking out of the building to The Syndicate Lair, carefully and attentively keeping an eye on my surroundings before I opened the door to the Lair, closing it quickly behind me as soon as I walked inside. "TEKUNO!!! MOMMY'S HOME, SWEETHEART!!" I called, and waited for a bit before becoming worried as he didn't come charging out of the hallway to his room - while running as fast as he can, mind you - to come and greet me like he normally does. I quickly put my stuff on the table before running down the hallway and right into his room to check on him, only to find it completely trashed. "This isn't right... Tekuno is a neat freak when it comes to his room just like mom was..." I murmured, looking around his room for a bit, getting even more worried by the second before I spotted his sword. That's when my worry shot through the roof, as Tekuno, just like his grandparents, NEVER went ANYWHERE without his sword because it was once his grandfather, Phil's. Dad had entrusted it to Tekuno before he died with Tekuno in his lap after saving my sweet, little, innocent, darling baby boy from a creeper, and Tekuno has never left it anywhere since. "TEKUNO!!! BABY!!! THIS ISN'T FUNNY!!! IT'S NOT NICE TO PRANK MOMMY LIKE THIS, DEAR!!! YOU KNOW THIS!!! TEKUNO!!! TEKUNO?!?!?! WHERE ARE YOU, MY BABY?!?!" I screamed out in worry as I ran out of his room and started scouring the entire lair in a flurry of rage and worry. "TEKUNO?!?!?!" I screamed out in fear and worry that my son was dead, and I took a deep breath to calm down a bit before running back into his room and searching for ANY and ALL clues as to where he might have gone or what could have happened to him whilst I was away attending my normal classes at/in the very well-respected, infamous, and exceedingly prestigious high school above our secret & extremely well-hidden underground lair of a home in order to be able to provide for him. All I found pointed to a struggle... which meant my beloved son had been kidnapped!! "OK, SUM FUQER'S BOUTTA DIE TODAY!!! WHO THE FUQ TUCHED MAH SON?!?!?!" I roared out as loud as I could while transforming into my true form with an enraged, roar-esce hog squeal of motherly anger. I barged out of The Syndicate Lair in a blind rage and ran all the way to the teacher and staff meeting room before slamming the door open, causing all of them to look at me in shock. "Where. The. FUCK. Is. My. SON, WILBUR FUCKING SOOT MINECRAFT WATSON?!?! YOU ARE THE ONLY FUCKING PERSON HERE WHO KNEW ITS LOCATION AND HOW TO GET IN THERE, YOU DAMNED TRAITOR!!! NOW WHERE THE FUCKING BLOODY HELL IS MY SON, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE BITCH?!?!" I don't at him, and he looks at me in terror. "IT WASN'T ME LITTLE BROTHER!!! I SWEAR ON MY LIFE AND MY OATH!!! I DID NOTHING TO HIM, IZUKU!!! NOW, PLEASE, CALM DOWN!!! YOU'RE SCARING EVERYONE!!!" Wilbur, aka Lunch Rush, cried out fearfully, and I growled at him in anger. "Whoa whoa whoa!!! Calm down, everyone, please!!! Izuku, please, calm down and explain to us what happened before you came rampaging into here just to yell at Lunch Rush. Speaking of whom, you knew about this and yet didn't tell us, Lunch Rush?!?!" Nezu said, glaring at my older brother. "All I know is that SOMEONE broke their oath and told another person where my on-campus panic house of sorts is located and how to get inside, and the only person on the entire campus who knows such things besides myself is my older brother Wilbur Soot, aka Lunch Rush, here!! Problem is, my TWO-WEEK-OLD NEWBORN SON and I are living there together while I'm attending UA, and I returned home this afternoon to find his room completely ransacked and him MISSING!!! And, Mind You, I'm Completely Pissed Off By This, So... Try Your Absolute Hardest NOT To Get On My Bad Side Right Now, As I CAN And WILL Kill You!!!" I said angrily in an enraged, sickeningly sweet tone, and they all sweat dropped in fear. "And this is why you don't even Fathom TRYING to even dare ANNOY my little brother, Izuku-Kasei Everlasting Wildeblade, here!!" Will said, and everyone gulped in fear. "Lesson learned and noted for later use, Lunch Rush!!!" Mr. Aizawa said, and I growled angrily at their lack of interest in/on the subject and/or matter at hand here.