" a- Astra senpai!! Wait please!! " you dropped the Blue haired satanic baby on the floor and it made a splat. The whatever thingy cord was still hanging out of you as you chased your lover. You tripped face first into the ground.
"WAAAAAA" you cried like the Your now dead blue haired baby. "SENAPI PWEASE COME BACK MY SUGAR QUEEN MUFFIN!" you desperately looked for your alpha. Astra senpai RUSHED to moss senpais house. Moss was smirking at the sight of Astra. " moss senpai. " Astra stepped closer. moss jojo posed " MWUAHHA, HAVE YOU COME TO DEFEAT ME FOR PLANTING AN EGG INSIDE YOUR OMEGA? " moss laughed in astras dirty Russian face as they walked away defeated.
" GO HOME AND DRINK VODKA YOU FILTHY RUSSIAN SOVIET UNION MEMBER. " Astra stopped and turned. Moss pissed his pants and took his shirt off revealing his abs. You had finally caught up with Astra senpai and saw moss shirtless. " oh em gee " you said making Astra look at you in DISGUST, " Anata wa hontōni kore o hon'yaku shite imasu ka! " moss said hotly. " Ē to, sore wa kimyōdesu, tonikaku tatakatte imashita" astra said back. You had no clue what they were saying but they started fighting epicly which made you blush seeing them fight over you OwO
This is how they fought:
Moss is sasuke and Astra is Naruto
" a-astra senpai! Stop! This isn't like you! LOOK ITS ME OWO ITS UR BABIE KITTEN!! STOP SENPAI! LOOK AT ME, LOOK!! " you said trying to get Astra to stop
" ROLLING......THUNDAAAA! " moss charged at astra and Astra died immediately. " you made the wrong move, you stupid pig! " moss said hotly. " purrrr, get in queen 💅" you said making moss turn to you. " tsk.. you deserve a better alpha then that vodka chugging russian. Want 2 be my kitten? Rarw XD? " you blushed. But.. his child was dead. " oh Kay sure owo I lost the baby btw " you bit your lip piercing and meowed in owo. Moss picked you up and started peeing his pants. His pee made him levitate and you were flying. There you two were, peeing into the sunset. " plus ultra am I right? My little kitten? " moss said. Before you could answer CITY SAMA APPEARED. " tsk.. city sama? " moss said confused. " w- w-w-what are you d-d-d-d-doing here c-c-c-city?! " you said, fearing for your existence. Moss was still peeing himself while city was just, idk floating i guess. " He was just a dolphin Swimming in the sea With his dolphin friends Happy as can be Until one day he went And ventured onto land And he got bitten by A radioactive man Now he's Dolphin Man Half dolphin, half man Hear him screech at night Cause he just wants a friend He'll be quite a fright (Jesus Christ) If you run into him" city sang. " city what the actual fuc-" you were interrupted because moss dropped you and you died, like your baby. " hah get rekt nerd lol ez ez ez ez ez ez ez" moss tea bagged your dead body and him, city, kat, and pavni disappeared. " DAMN YOU MOSS!!! DAMN YOU ALLL,! " Astra got up and chugged down a bottle of vodka. To be continued...
