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The Big Toilet Shart

Dream and George had finally moved into together. It was something they had been mourning over since the day it popped into their big ass football sized heads.
Dream loved the way George's head was shaped like a football, he loved running his fingers down the large curve of George fat fucking head. He loved giving George sweet berry suckle pumpkin seed sugar babe wet willy's in his ears. It was a sign of love. But, the two lovebirds would rather not talk about when Dream bit off a chunk of George's dumbo the elephants sized ear. When Dream did that, it made George so hard he had to run to the bathroom.
But this erection was strange. It felt like he had an erection in his large circumcised asshole...
And he did.
It was unbearable. George's ass erection couldnt hold much longer. George ran to the bathroom, and opened the door. But his huge fucking head wouldn't let him through the door. George fell backwards from hitting the sides of his football head his the door. This made him accidentally almost release his ass erection.
(What exactly is an ass erection? Idk. I made it up. But let's pretend it's basically a pp erection, but in the ass. And the cum is replaced with shit and shart.)
A HUGE juicy wet fart came slithering right of out George's tight asshole. The pain from the fart was so immense, it ripped a hole in his candy butthole. His hole was even bigger, making it harder to hold in the shart. George had to hold his ass to keep him from letting out all the shart at once.
Dream came running down the hallway as soon as he heard George release that total gas blaster. He knew something was going on, he knew he gave George an ass erection.
Dream took a big filthy whiff of Georges delicious gourmet smelling wet and soupy fart. He could've sworn Gordan Ramsey was cooking something up in there, making a 5 course meal in the rim of George hydro flask wide ass.
Dream noticed George was in pain. Dream picked up george and rushed him to the toilet. George immediately pulled down his skinny jeans and sat down.
Dream sat down on the floor and said to george, "Okay, let it rip."
George tried to push the shart out with all his might, his ass cheeks were flapping so hard, he was about to fly away like an American Eagle.
George couldnt push the shart out.
George gripped both of the walls next to him, because he couldn't push it out. He hunched over the toilet, his face was turned red, his head was shaking, saliva was running down his lips.
Dream started singing Fight Song because he knew it was George's favorite.
As soon as Dream said the lyric "My powers turned on" George absolutely busted a nut right there from his ass. His shart flew out of his asshole and into the toilet, it sounded like a nuke.
This just turned into the bombing of Pearl Harbor, part 2.
Georges shart was so intense it caused a tsunami so emerge from the toilet. Dream quickly slurped it up like there was no tomorrow.
Spoiler, there was no tomorrow.
George's shit was so bombing it caused an Earthquake to the entire world.
Russia was split in half.
The entire world went on lockdown, and tsunamis were bursting from George's house pipes, and into the wild.

The world later ended, leaving Dream and George dead on the floor, in each others arms, covered in complete corn filled shart.