I'm willing to kill anything for my kids.

Day in life of Error and kids

I didn't mean for the age to be the same but... it works. Everything is the same here.

Pj is 15, Jupiter is 13, Gradient is 9, and Ember is 6.

Error had destroyed a few days earlier, and didn't feel the need to destroy just yet. He was currently getting ready to have a picnic at Outertale with his family. Jupiter was very excited, as Error had said that they could pick a plant to bring to the Anti-void, and they would come back for it later to take. She was being much more talkative then normal, going on and on about the different plants and their purposes. Ember was worried that they would kill the plant, but Error said that they would put the plant in the attic, on top of a high shelf away from Ember. This made them quite happy, as they would still be able to see the plant, same for Jupiter, as this means the plant wouldn't die. PJ and Gradient were quite happy that they would have a constant physical reference to draw (pun intended) from.

As they all got ready, Error carried the picnic basket and opened a portal to outertale, and there they walked to a secret hill that they deemed their own.

As they got there, however, it seemed there were already people there. Before he could even register who it was, PJ and Jupiter had already ran ahead, Gradient a little way behind them, not being as fit. Error was able to grab Gradient, with Ember already by his side. "Paper Jam! Jupiter!" He yelled on instinct. After he yelled this, a few heads turned towards them. "What the-" one said, Error not caring who spoke. Pj stopped, grabbing Jupiter, realizing something seemed wrong based on Error's reaction and use of their full name. Error quickly whipped out his strings, grabbing PJ and Jupiter with them, at the same time making two glitchy gaster blasters to fire at his enemies. After he did this he picked up Ember, telling his kids to follow him, and ran into the undergrowth, knowing he can't teleported right away with the chance of his children getting hurt.

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Ink and a few others decided to have a picnic at Outer's to de-stress from the fights against Error and the bad sanses. They got there, and found a nice hill hidden in the forest. Ink, Blue, Dream, Outer, Classic, and Red all joined. Geno couldn't make it for obvious reasons, so Reaper decided to have their own little picnic there. They were all having fun, until they heard a voice from the forest. They all snapped their heads to see Error with 2 children at his side and 2 who were previously running to them. Just as they registered this, Red calling out in surprise, he was cut off as Error took the children not at his side with his strings, and gaster blastered them, Ink only just blocking it in time. When it was done both Error and the children were not able to be seen. "Why the F*ck is Error here!?!" Red yelled. "I did feel a positive aura, but I thought it was from this au." Dream said. "Positive?! There's no way." Classic said, with a nervous smile on his face. "What I'm more concerned about is who were those children." "Hmmm, that doesn't matter now, what matters is finding Error, and getting them away from him." Ink said, glad to see the others already ready. Blue, however, was incredibly nervous. Error had seemed a lot happier, and often talked about about his life with much joy. Blue could tell that he was hiding something, but he could also tell that the 'something' made him very happy. Blue didn't realized that Error had children, and didn't want Error to go up against them all while he had them. But there was nothing he could do at the moment, until he thought of something brilliant. "Error surely teleported away by now, right? He must know he can't fight us all off." Blue said, waving up to Ink, making himself seem confident, working to fool even Dream. "Maybe..." Ink said. "But we have to save those kids!" Outer exclaimed, butting in. "Bastard's probably using them as a hostage or something." Red said and Blue nodded in return. They were all thinking about this, Blue happy they had almost decided to drop it. "But why did it seem those kids trusted him?" They all looked at Classic confused, so he spoke again. "When Error called to them, they stopped, and even backed away. Not to mention the ones right next to him. That seems pretty suspicious." They all weren't to sure what to think now. "Well they've already escaped, I can't feel their emotions anymore." Dream said, turning to them. "We should probably go back and make a plan for this." At this they all left, working on a plan for when they next saw Error.

Error ran through the forest, too stressed to realize that he wasn't followed. Suddenly Fresh appeared, creating a portal to Error's home. Error quickly went though, his kids following, not trusting Fresh, but trusting their father. Fresh also went through, closing the portal behind him.

It took a second for Error to calm down, he was glitching more often than normal from the stress. When he finally calmed down Fresh was in front of him, while his children hid behind him, PJ standing in front protecting them. PJ kept asking Fresh's name and motive, and Fresh decided to let Error explain. "This is Fresh." Error started, alerting PJ. "He is an annoying parasite, but can be trustworthy at times, don't depend on him to always help you though. I guess.... he could be like your annoying uncle." He said. To this Fresh perked up at the rare compliment from Error. "Awwww. Error bro, I didn't know you all up in thought of me that way!" Fresh said, with '!!!-!!!' On his glasses at first before switching to 'Aww-www'. Error found this annoying and their usual banter came around. "Uncle Fresh?" Gradient said, never realizing he could have had an Uncle, believing this Blue person Error sometimes mentioned would be their uncle. Fresh stopped, his glasses going blank. The parasite never thought about being an uncle before. Sudden his glasses changed to 'YES-SS!!', showing he had clearly set on being overjoyed. "Uncle!" Ember said, smiling, running over to Fresh, who grew sad, and dodged them. "I'm sorry broski, I probably wouldn't die, being able to dodge it. However my host would, and that would be lot of trouble for me.." Ember grew sad over this, and ran over to Error, who picked them up. "Maybe one day broski! But until then, I'll still be you totally rad uncle in other ways!" Fresh said, making Ember smile. "I don't know how you know about them, but whatever. The one I'm holding is Ember. The one that called you uncle originally is Gradient. The one who is staring at you colorful clothing, admiring your language, and showing said clothing to Gradient, is Paper Jam, or PJ. The shy one hiding behind me is Jupiter." Error said, introducing them. Jupiter gave a shy wave, PJ said 'hi' with incredible enthusiasm, Gradient also waved, smiling at Fresh as he did so. "Nice to meet you broskis!" Fresh said, happy.

After this they all played board games with Fresh instead. He was quite glad they didn't cuss as often as Error, PJ being a little bit of an exception. They actually cussed more when they realized their words were becoming colorful too, basically backfiring on Fresh, but they were quickly stopped by Error reprimanding them.

Afterwards Error put them to bed, and went to a private area to talk to Fresh. "So, are you going to tell the bad sanses?" Fresh said, dropping his lingo. "I'm not sure, we are on good terms, but I'm just not sure yet, they are a little crazy, and might use them for their own gain, like I'm sure Ink and the others would do. I will tell Blue though." Error said, but Fresh wasn't convinced. "Where will they go if you are hurt and they need protection? I could give you my number, but you don't have a phone. There's no reliable way to contact me. There's no way you are going to send them to Blue, who would do a good job, except he won't be able to hide them from both, people in his au, and the star sanses. You might have to introduce them." "Very well, but not now, the kids need to rest first, and I might not use phones, but my kids probably could, Gradient most definitely can... Just show them the ropes." Error said, to this Fresh nodded, before his glasses went from blank to his normal YOLO look, and he Fresh poofed away. Error was tired, and even though he would usually use this time to destroy or catch up with the bad sanses, he decided to sleep. Leaving this whole mess for later him.

I hope you guys enjoyed! See ya guys later! Bye!