*Max's POV:*
Hopefully today's the day I can escape this hellish place they call a camp.
Last time me, Neil and Nikki weren't able to escape cause none of us knew how to drive a damn bus but I was able to pick some things up when I swiped David's phone last week. I got Neil and Nikki on standby in the trees, waiting until I give them the signal to join me on the bus.
"AREN'T YOU EXCITED, MAX?" Fucking David asks as he swings his arms way too damn happily.
"Yeeep...totally excited for a new pathetic fucking loser to stay here at this dump." I sarcastically mock David...knowing his rocks for brains won't pick up on it.
"Langu-"
"Fuck off gay Mary Poppins, you know I don't give a shit." I interrupt David for the thousandth time already he has tried to "language" me.
David gives me a disapproving look as I watch to see if the bus is coming yet. David picks me up and before I realize it, I'm at eye level with the worst person in the world.
"Hey now! This place is amazing! Camp Campbell made me realize how much I love nature and the outdoors! All I want is for you guys to have fun. At least I'm trying...and that's what matters!" I gag at his positivity as he sets me down.
"Yeah, until that trying ends up in inevitable failure and make you realize that you have no fucking purpose in life and no one cares about you or your dreams to become a-"
I shut my mouth before I let my existential crisis reveal what I wanted to do at this camp that my fucking awful parents forgot to sign me up for.
"What were you gonna say Max?" David asks me, realizing he was so close to one of Max's hobbies.
"Shut the fuck up. Bus is here." I point to the conveniently timed bus coming down the road, saving me from having to deal with happy slenderman to the left of me.
"YAY! NEW CAMPER!" David squeals like a gaylord as he runs toward the bus...again. The bus honks and rams into David, trying to stop. I'm pretty sure it knocks David unconcious for a moment. But he springs back up like the most annoying boner that won't go down.
The bus doors opens and I peek inside to see a guy with (hair color) hair, wearing a black polo with the Camp Campbell signature shirt over it. He is wearing a backpack with a box attached to it, and what looks like a...guitar case?
"Welcome to Camp Campbell! My name is David, and I'm going to be one of your co-counselors for the summer! Hopefully we can make amazing memories and have lots of fun together! David gave his fucking spiel that he gave me and everyone else in this shithole.
"Yeaahhh...good to meet you, David. I'm (y/n)...just to make sure...this IS music camp, right?" He questioned, slowly like he wanted to make it clear what he was asking. Also...music camp?
Fucking hell...another arts nerd.
"Well sort of. Its actu-" I cut off David before he goes on about this scam of a camp.
"No. It isn't. This fucking nightmare of place is where we do all sorts of dumb activities and you only get to actually show off your shitty talent once in a while. Welcome to the absolute worst place on planet Earth." I explain to the poor kid, him probably not knowing what he got himself into.
"Max! Be nice! Sorry (y/n)...he's...shy." David tried to come to the rescue.
"No I'm not. I just fucking hate everything about this camp, we've been through this." I reminded him.
"It's...fine. Anyways...so you basically get to do everything but mainly focus on your camp once in a while?" the boy asks. I already forgot his name but whatever.
"That's what we do in short! Good to know you got the idea!" David says to the boy.
"Anyways!" David continues. Gesturing to me, he starts up again. "This is-"
"Max, right? You litteraly just called him out for "being shy"" he puts air quotes to mock David I think.
Heh...nice.
"Eh yeah! Anyways, lets give you a tour around camp! Hey Max, are you coming with us?" David getting his engine revved up, hoping I'm going to make new friends is getting on my fucking nerves.
"You should know damn well by now I'm not." I retort...stuffing my hands into my sweatshirt.
"Well, see you at dinner Max! Now come on (y/n)! Let's get going!" David ushers the new kid along as he looks back to wave at me.
Kinda sad that I didn't get to talk to him...what am I saying no I'm not haha! Now anyways...back to the task at hand. Getting that bus and driving out of here!
"Hey Quartermaster! I think I saw someone breaking into your place and putting regular puzzle pieces with your corner pieces!" Setting the plan into motion.
"Say what now!? No one messes with my wierd box of only corner pieces!" The Quartermaster quickly storms off to his cabins as I give the signal to Neil and Nikki.
Alright...time to get out of here!
END OF CHAPTER 2
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NOPE, NOPE, NOPE (Max x Male Reader)
Fanfiction⚠️CW: swearing...like a lot⚠️ Hi hi! This is my first fanfic about you being a new camper and Max having a bi disaster over you. His reaction is basically "GOD. NO. WHY." Also...this is just mostly wholesomeness WITHOUT anything sexual...ya creeps. ...
