Pooh, Ash, and Yuya's adventures of Star Wars the Battle of Earth

Preparations for War

On Earth, in the Hundred Arch Woods, Rabbit was tending to his garden, planting some seeds, when Tigger bounced him and frantically said, "No time for seed stuffing now, long ears."

As the gardener recovered he began to ask, "Tigger, what-."

Trigger grabbed him and told, "We've got an invasiony of the Separatist kind coming to the Earth, being led by the Heffalumps and Woozles from our own neck of the woods."

Rabbit said, "Heffalumps? Woozles? Separatists? Oh my goodness gracious."

The pair of Rabbit and Tigger then made their way through the woods, with the latter asking, "But bunny boy, why are we going to Piglets?"

Rabbit answered sternly, "Before I start running around like a fool with strips yelling, help rebellion and invasion of Earth, I want to hear Pooh and Piglet's side of the story." As they approached the house belonging to the small animal, they fell through a hole, screaming and landing in the underground tunnels belonging to Gopher.

Recovering, they noticed they were surrounded by Pooh, Piglet, and Gopher, armed with kitchen supplies as armor and weapons. Gopher had just finished saying, "Told ya, my trap Heffalump and Woozle trap would work."

Pooh then scratched his head and asked, "Is it just me or do those Heffalumps and Woozles look a lot like Tigger and Rabbit."

Rabbit told them, "That's because it is us."

Piglet asked with concern, "Oh my, are you alright?"

Tigger got up, "Yeah. Recovering from falls is what Tiggers do best."

Rabbit added, "This invasion must be real if you all went to the trouble of this trap."

Gopher told him, "You bet your dingy there is. Will need more traps."

Shaking his head, Rabbit stated, "A bunch of traps isn't going to be good enough. We need to contact Obi-Wan's fleet and tell them to be prepared for an attack."

"We've been trying." Gopher showed off the static on his communicator, "But those ding dang Heffalumps and Woozles must be jammin' transmissions in the Hundred Acre Woods."

Rabbit began to stroke his chin, "Then we have to get word to others outside the woods who can get the message out."

Pooh raised an eyebrow, "But how?"

Just then, Human Rainbow Dash came zipping down the tunnel with her super speed. She smiled at them as she stopped and said, "'Oh there you guys are. I've been looking for you. Princess Twilight told us that things are actually looking up in the Senate to get help to Equestria. We tried to call you guys but for some reason, we couldn't get through, so I just ran here to deliver the news."

Piglet ran up and hugged Rainbow's leg, saying, "Oh Rainbow, I'm so glad you're here."

She asked, "What's up?"

Rabbit told her, "The Separatists are about to launch an attack on Earth."

Tigger added, "With the help of some dastardly Heffalumps and Woozles from the woods that are jamming our transmissions here."

Rainbow smugly smiled, "No sweat. I'll just super speed back to Canterlot, away from the jamming field, and have Twi or Sunset contact the others." She sped away after this.

After this, Rabbit slammed his hands together, "Now that that's done, will have to get the woods ready for war!"

Tigger yelled, "Gasp! War!"

Piglet frighteningly added, "War?"

Gopher rubbed his hands together and gave a devilish grin, "Ha ha, war."