The archon meeting

Drunk and disorderly

Without a doubt Zhongli was drunk, and playing truth or dare with the archons. Zhongli never drank though, for he feared what type of drunk would he be, or who he would be. He knew that Barbatos was the same except more wild and that the Tsaritsa was far more flirtatious than she dared to be. Zhongli was different than these 2 though for he was far more forward and direct than anybody he had ever known.

"Hey you doing ok" Tartaglia said looking at the dazed and confused god. "I know Signora can be a lot especially when drunk, here it's some water"

"Umm yeah I'm doing fine I just" he paused, not wanting to reveal what he had wanted to say, but still unable to hold it in. "I just think that......you're more attractive than any Harbinger Signora ever brought.

Childe blushed. He heard that Morax rarely gives compliments. In fact Morax's way of complimenting people is giving them a geo vision and never thinking about them again.

"Thank you, and if it means anything you're the best archon here".

"HEY MORAX, YOU HAVEN'T CHOSEN A DARE YET SO I DARE YOU TO GO OUT WITH THAT WATER BOY OVER THERE" Baal said.

"YEAH AFTER YOU GET PUT OF MY HOUSE" Zhongli said "THIS MEETING IS OVER"

Everybody left all except for Tartaglia who Zhongli ordered to stay. You see Zhongli wanted to pursue something with Tartaglia, having not felt romantic feelings since the Archon war, he wanted to explore something new.

"Umm Mr. Morax, why am I being left behind exactly. If you want me to help with something in Liyue I'm afraid I'm already taken".

"No I want you to stay for something different. Maybe we can do something with this slime condensate I have".

"I'm sorry Morax but I don't think you're in the right condition to do that. I would love to but I'm gonna leave"

"No, please, stay, just for the night"

"Alright but it's just for the night"