The Simpsons as Zodiac Signs

Who did you fight and did You win?

Aries: Jimbo, You lost to him.

Taurus: Homer, It was a tie.

Gemini: Gil, surprisingly he won.

Cancer: Mr. Burns, you won

Leo: Nelson Muntz, it was a tie

Virgo: Miss. Springfield, she won.

Libra: Ralph, You won but lost to his father

Scorpio: Otto Mann, it was a tie

Sagittarius: Moe, You lost to him

Carpicorn: Shauna, You beat her ass

Aquarius: Seymour Skinner, you lost

Pisces: Laura, You lost