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1. Loki: well yes it is true. My brother was annoying me so I decided-

Thor: IT'S NOT TRUE MORTAL! DON'T BELIEVE HIS LIES-

*Poof*

Loki: uhhh it was not me this time I swear-

Thor: SERIOUSLY!? AGAIN!?

Loki: you do look rather ravishing in that wedding dress brother

Thor: F***k off Loki

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2. Peter: well that's great! I understand how excited you are!

Thor: COME MORTAL I SHALL TAKE YOU TO ASGARD ON YOUR BIRTHDAY!

Nat: but how will u-

Thor: I HAVE MY WAYS!

Harry: we should have a party!

Steve:  good idea!

Tony: we should also order a big cake....

Clint: GUYS! let's not ruin the suprise...

Nat: good point.

Tony: wow Clint having a brain that's new....

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Rhodhey:  ummmm wellllll I guess It would be one-eyed grandpa

Fury: Seriously!?

Rhodhey: what?

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Peter: hmmmm true. Were all excited!

Harry: I hope I'm in it

Tony: and I hope that Beck is in hell

Clint: and I hope I become his mentor!

dr.strange: *sips tea* sureeeeee

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Dares-

1. Me: welp! LOKI GET UR ARSE HERE!

Loki: don't shout at me mortal! I'm a god!

Me: and I created this AU. So I'm technically a god too. Anyways- meet demeter.

Demeter: hmm hello there Low-key. I am demeter.

Loki: nice to meet you. I'm Loki god of mischief.

Demeter: You Don't look like a god. You look like a little shit.

Loki: what did you just call me!? I AM A GOD!

Demeter: I do not care.

Me: now kiss....

Loki: SHUT UP CHILD!

me: fair enough

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Sam: rabbitophobia fear of rabbits

Luke: claustrophobia. Fear of small/tight spaces

Miles: Astraphobia.

Thor: I'm offended

Miles: not my fault I'm scared of thunder

Ava: Cynophobia. Fear of dogs.

Ben: I don't think I have a phobia....

Cho: I'm not comfortable saying it.

Peter: arachnophobia.

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Everyone: what-

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4. Everyone: aw thank you!

Steve: hope you have a good day too!

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Peter: also pls don't die-

Tony:also yes your welcome to the compound anytime.

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