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Me: wait your a fugitive now!? Wow dude I'm just tryna hack the SCP cause I wanna know alllll about every anomalie in it.

Nat: wtf you guys do realise ur messing with ppl more powerful than S.H.I.E.L.D and that all the info there is classified right?

Me: yeah yeah.

Peter: wait.....if u manged to uh create all of us wouldn't u be an anomalie in this universe? Also our mom?

Me: uhhhhhh LET'S ANSWER THE QUESTIONS!
Also I can help u hide if u want....

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1.  Peter: Oooo yayyy! Wait- who's alisa?

Harry: my twin.

Me: my fictional gf.

Peter: bro u good?

Me: yup! Just a single Pringle!

Harry: but sure!

Alisa: Ehhhh I don't have anything better to do but y'all better behave. Also uh Naomi I'm sorry but I already have a partner.

Loki: fine....as long as we all live.

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2. Tony: hmmmm uh Hades....

Peter: why?

Tony: idk he's my favourite Greek god.

Alisa: actually in the new re-telling hades is a woman.

Tony: ok. SHE'S my favourite.

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Thor: YES! FINALLY! LOKI GREW SOME BALLS!

Loki: thor what the actual fuck-

Thor: I mean you are a bit of a..... coward....and a simp....

Loki: shut up before I stab u.

Thor: u just did......

Loki: as a warning.

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Clint: it sucks! Whenever my hearing aids break or get lost I can't hear my kids and its honestly torture......

Nat: *sighs* c'mere ....

(They both hug)

Nat: don't get used to this.

Clint: *smiling* ok nat.

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Danny: I mean I would happily let him bite my neck and-

Peter: Danny your gay is showing.

Danny: what!? The dudes hot.

Luke: 🎶 there's a part of you that I never knew never knew🎶

Steve: I agree Danny.

Thor: .............

Steve: but I still like thor

Thor: O///O

Steve: fuck-

Alisa: so would I.

Harry: I thought you had a partner?

Alisa: yes and it's chips.

Harry: I give up on u.

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