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1. Harry: sure!

Well this one time me and Peter we're at a grocery store and this woman came up to us and told me that I have a beautiful girlfriend. Peter just looked at her confused when she told Peter that he would look great with long hair. And the next day he cut of all his hair.

Peter: thanks to my powers they grew back in a month or so.

2. Nebula: so what! She probably likes Drax or something...

Mantis: but... Drax is like a father to me.... Ofc I like him.

Nebula: that's not what I- nvm.

3. Peter: oh uhhh we had it once in SHEILD. It was Chaos.

Sam: some of us didn't tell our parents about being heroes. Some were orphans and then you have Peter with all three.

Peter: it was weird.

4. Peter: well gamora and nebula tried to kill him. Vis was cool with it and Wanda just fainted.

5. Peter counting his fingers: sorry don't remember. It's a lot.

6. Peter: Didn't understand there jokes at all.

Harry: in middle of doing said stuff he just screamed " HARRY I FOUND OUT WHAT THOSE JOKES MEANT" on top of his lungs.

Peter: I'm sorry ok?

7. Ultimates: normal surprisingly.

8. Me: * raises both hands*

Avengers: * raises hands*

Ultimates: * raises hands*

My Dad: * raises hand*

My uncle: * raises hand*

Practically everyone from my father's side:*raises hands*

Every male on my mom's side: *raises. Hands*

The whole Marvel universe sans Thanos: *raises hands*

The fandom: *raises hands*

Thanos: ppl really hate me.

Me: yeah no shit green grape.




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